FOR WHOM THE PUSSY POPS

22 | trans guy

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

Jansport was never cheap. I hate it when y'all try to rewrite history.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Kitten, it hurts mommy when you remind her you were born after 9/11. :(

[Rita Repulsive @entheoalchemist]

No I spend 5 minutes immediately after waking up dry firing a pistol into my open mouth until all of those emotions are gone and then I beat off and go to work

[sam parker @samprkr]

bro this is so crazy they didn't even get rid of the donkey 😭😭😭

[routoz @BerdlyGuy]

how it feels when your favorite character has basically no screen time so you literally build them off of headcanons

[AARON @lidolmix]

this being how i find out calvin klein is still alive and gay

[sackboy daily @sackboydaily]

my card never declines because id never decline some trans action

[Pikachu @fatpikachupic]

Loudest wrong buzzer sound in the history of this website

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

The CHIPS Act funds the production of chips using leading-edge **transistors**

And now you can probably figure out why he thinks these companies needed transgender people to qualify.

We are truly living in the dumbest of times.

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

The ‘everyone is 12’ thing is overplayed but “We should give soldiers steroids so they get more stronger and gooder at fighting bad guys” is such a uniquely childish fucking stupid idea that it could have only come from this administration

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

TAXPAYER FUNDED GENDER AFFIRMING CARE?!?!

[kaity @kaitybella]

oh no I had some really dumb opinions when I was 15 and it was bc I was 15

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

in america they will cover up the fact that you’re literally dead to ensure people don’t have the opportunity to democratically replace you

[:p @UnkleDell]

throughout history this has not worked you have to kill people to get your point across

[homoyuri @crosshairlvr]

u dont think much about it when ur a kid but seeing an entire classroom of children below the age of 6 reciting this shit in monotone makes u realize this country raises people for cult mentality lmao

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

this summer i’ve seen the most fat girls in bikinis that i’ve seen any summer previously. my agenda is spreading!! fat girl get in that bikini!!

[A Pleb Riddle @bilepeddlar]

"I'm on birth control and have AC" had me making some decisions at 22 that took until 27 or 28 to recover from

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

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