Dipayan Chatterjee

all tweets are me talking to myself

[Dipayan Chatterjee @dips_03]

I think it's really immature to blame one person.. Let's be little mature blame the government https://t.co/NvCTFtlfQO

[Karuna Nundy @karunanundy]

How many farmers would be alive today with 11,000 crores of loan forgiveness and investment in agricultural infrastructure. 21,000 farmers killed themselves in Madhya Pradesh alone. No Davos champagne for you. #ModiRobsIndia

[Gaurav Taneja @flyingbeast320]

Ben Stokes !! Kya khelta hai Ben Stokes ..

[Tanmay Bhat @thetanmay]

Pakistan fans, you guys have nothing to feel shame abouts. You should be proud���.of the Netherlands team.

[Irfan Pathan @IrfanPathan]

@CMShehbaz Aap mein or hum mein fark yehi hai. Hum apni khushi se khush or aap dusre ke taklif se. Is liye khud ke mulk ko behtar karne pe dhyan nahi hai.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

the bird is freed

[Dipayan Chatterjee @dips_03]

The locker rent is also due for this year for this perticular reason.
Please do the needful to expedite the request as this is long pending.
I am very afraid and upset with so much delay and negligence in this matter.

@TheOfficialSBI @RBI

[Dipayan Chatterjee @dips_03]

@TheOfficialSBI @RBI I have been long following up with your branch with SBI Kamarhati (Kolkata) to link my locker with my existing bank account as previous account of my late grandfather got closed from your side due to non KYC.

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Incredible team man. Could bat anywhere, could bowl medium pace as well as spin, caught almost everything and if he threw the ball, it would always hit the stumps. RIP #AndrewSymonds

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Chocolate milk is insanely good. Just had some.

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Bro relax. The worst she'll do is get upset with you for getting late

Meanwhile her:

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Let’s make Twitter maximum fun!

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Shershah's Dil maange more so #RohitShetty has given him not just a movie, a whole new series

@SidMalhotra #IndianPoliceForceOnPrime

[Arun Lol @dhaikilokatweet]

how to impress a rajasthani girl

[Vipul Goyal @HumorouslyVipul]

Itna one sided match dekh kar college ka pyar yaad aa gaya. #INDvPAK

[ScoopWhoop @ScoopWhoop]

Aise ek dum se waqt badal dena, jazbaad badal dena is not funny!

#IndiaVsPak

[Gaurav Taneja @flyingbeast320]

यहा ‘Like’ दबा के अपना दुख प्रकट करे
#INDvPAK

[ScoopWhoop @ScoopWhoop]

Yeh saal he manhoos hai

[Pakalu Papito @pakalupapitow]

i love how these vegans still drink water

thats a fish’s house

[Paris Saint-Germain @PSG_English]

Paris Saint-Germain is delighted to announce the signing of Leo Messi on a two-year contract with an option of a third year.

https://t.co/D5Qjq7PJfF

#PSGxMESSI ❤️💙

[Pakalu Papito @pakalupapitow]

2019: coughing to hide a fart
2021: farting to hide a cough