Tom Schmitt

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[Tom Schmitt @dipschmitt07]

When you see ur mom coming with desserts

[Tom Schmitt @dipschmitt07]

Dc

[Tom Schmitt @dipschmitt07]

Do you understand now? 🧐

[Adam Mason @Bear_Down_Adam]

I legitimately don't understand how any #DaBears fans think we could "split" or lose to Green Bay.
There is nothing scary about Green Bay and anyone who understands team strengths and matchups understands that we heavily matchup well against the Packers.
We will sweep them 100%

[Tom Schmitt @dipschmitt07]

BREWER FANS STAND UP

[Tom Schmitt @dipschmitt07]

Where’s @itsCrab at?

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Just one more Aaron Rodgers Friend and the Jets will figure it all out. I swear they’re so close they just need one more Aaron Rodgers Friend and everything will click. Just one more Aaron Rodgers Friend please they only need one more

[Tom Schmitt @dipschmitt07]

Are you saying I can’t have both mashed potatoes & stuffing?? I don’t understand

[KeiSlimee @KeiSlimee]

build your plate

[Tom Schmitt @dipschmitt07]

Rural, WI

[Tom Schmitt @dipschmitt07]

@ChipotleTweets I don't want a burrito, I NEED a burrito 🌯

[Tom Schmitt @dipschmitt07]

Can I be scratched from working with this ailment?

[Curt Hogg @CyrtHogg]

Luis Urias (general fatigue) was scratched from today's Brewers lineup.

[Tom Schmitt @dipschmitt07]

I gotchu fam @KwikTrip

[Tom Schmitt @dipschmitt07]

Beg ur pardon

[Zach Jacobson @zacobson]

Aaron Rodgers said on @PatMcAfeeShow that he’s going on a “darkness retreat” where he spends four days isolated in complete darkness. Pitch blackness for four days and four nights. It’s a step he’s taking towards reaching a final decision on his playing future.

[Tom Schmitt @dipschmitt07]

Anyone that chooses 7 is a psychopath

[𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨 𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚 @Chris_Grosse]

OK, you can only write with ONE type of pen for the rest of your life, which one are you picking? (ignoring the ink color)

[Tom Schmitt @dipschmitt07]

TIL what the word gumption meant

[Peter Bukowski @Peter_Bukowski]

The current Packers situation is a reminder that Ted Thompson showed a historical amount of fortitude and gumption in the Favre-Rodgers succession.

That was an INCREDIBLY difficult and gutsy call to make.

[Tom Schmitt @dipschmitt07]

Get this thing to the combine

[Tom Schmitt @dipschmitt07]

348 months

[Ben Mankiewicz @BenMank77]

Without saying anything except your age, tell us how old you are.

[Tom Schmitt @dipschmitt07]

Girls love it when Gondor calls for aid

[chappell roan voice its an agamemnonenon @ManuclearBomb]

“Girls love it when” + any Lord of the Rings quote = banger tweet.

Every. Time.

[Tom Schmitt @dipschmitt07]

*blocks off calendar on Monday

[Matt Schneidman @mattschneidman]

Packers-Lions at Lambeau Field will be Sunday Night Football, the NFL announces.

[Tom Schmitt @dipschmitt07]

Greg Jennings would put the team on his back

[Wendell Ferreira @wendellfp]

If the Packers went the Colts route, who would be the interim coach? Wrong answers only.

[Tom Schmitt @dipschmitt07]

Paul Chryst needs to hit the showers

[NFL Talk @NFL_Talk_Sports]

The Detroit Lions are releasing QB Tim Boyle, per league source.