Dave ''The Animal'' Barista

STAND THERE and GET HIT

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https://t.co/xpncwQLsS2

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Everything is lining up for 2025 to be the year of Linux on the desktop

[Dave ''The Animal'' Barista @dipshitmagazine]

most reckless trump appointee yet

[People @people]

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[Dave ''The Animal'' Barista @dipshitmagazine]

@barfhugs it used to be there :(

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they won't let you sing killing in the name by rage against the machine at karaoke anymore. due to woke

[Dave ''The Animal'' Barista @dipshitmagazine]

i no longer trust my cell phone. i think it's showing me inefficient bus routes

[Dave ''The Animal'' Barista @dipshitmagazine]

our screens have never been higher resolution. and our games have never been less split screen. tragedy!

[Dave ''The Animal'' Barista @dipshitmagazine]

if you give me your vape and don't tell me if there's a button I hate you

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expecting the site to loop around to "there's nothing more fascist than joining a socialist organization"

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Bringing The Brick-And-Mortar Experience Online: https://t.co/5FeO2pPbUu Just Added A ‘Shoplift’ Button https://t.co/s5dEz3DOVx

[Dave ''The Animal'' Barista @dipshitmagazine]

congrats to joey logano and remember that in nascar a white guy from new england still counts as diversity

[Dave ''The Animal'' Barista @dipshitmagazine]

yet again considering "going hollywood"

[Dave ''The Animal'' Barista @dipshitmagazine]

should i just "go hollywood" ?

[Dave ''The Animal'' Barista @dipshitmagazine]

thinking about "going hollywood" again

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

scrolling Instagram. Wow a Man I betrayed got married. Good for Noah he got into grad school. He seems to have recovered from my betrayal. woah Mike just had a son. One day I will betray the boy. As I did his father

[Dave ''The Animal'' Barista @dipshitmagazine]

we owe so much to phone phreaks

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@PopBase

[Dave ''The Animal'' Barista @dipshitmagazine]

remember eight years ago when mfs were like "well im going to give him a chance"

[Dave ''The Animal'' Barista @dipshitmagazine]

going to start to say "close the schools" when i hear someone say something smart. unfortunately i haven't heard anything smart yet today

[Dave ''The Animal'' Barista @dipshitmagazine]

@Srirachachau it's not fair! they got to do one!