Rooshi 🫡

@rooshibi’s dumb sh!tpost alt account

[Rooshi 🫡 @dipshitroo]

Bruh… a few months ago I bought these super cute 6 pack glass cups with straws to just replace my other crappy cups and I have literally shattered 3 of them… I JUST NOW shattered one all over my carpet and I’m very upset LOL thank goodness I have a good carpet cleaner 😵‍💫

[Rooshi 🫡 @dipshitroo]

Took over the counter Sudafed and used nasal spray and now I feel like I’m floating 💀 I want this head cold to go awayyyyyyyyy

[Rooshi 🫡 @dipshitroo]

When you get home from a long trip and see all the stuff you need to unpack

[Rooshi 🫡 @dipshitroo]

when I walk into a guy’s apartment and he doesn’t have cats

[Rooshi 🫡 @dipshitroo]

me when I’m talking to someone and they say they don’t like cats

[Rooshi 🫡 @dipshitroo]

when I beg him to play scary games and watch horror movies with me and he wakes up in the middle of the night to me fighting off the sleep paralysis demon

[Rooshi 🫡 @dipshitroo]

When your friend messages you at MIDNIGHT asking if you wanna go to a bar/club with them…. Nah bro I’m in bed watching YouTube videos with my cats wtf I’m too old for random midnight meetups, ask me by at least 9-10pm or I’m not going anywhere 😭💀

[Rooshi 🫡 @dipshitroo]

everyone on X right now

[Rooshi 🫡 @dipshitroo]

me when he’s ‘finishing’

[B 🦋 @isabellayonce]

if u can survive a weed panic attack u pretty much can survive anything

[Rooshi 🫡 @dipshitroo]

Hi, please give me horror movie recommendations, I need to feel ‘alive’ 😩

[Rooshi 🫡 @dipshitroo]

He just like me fr

[Rooshi 🫡 @dipshitroo]

@BlacksheepMedr1 Whatchu mean?? I been sending photos all damn day 😩 not my fault if my post gets 3k comments and I can’t send to everyone 💀

[Rooshi 🫡 @dipshitroo]

I’m throwing a housewarming party tomorrow and holy fuck I’m so tired and I wanna go to bed because I’ve been cleaning since 9am but there’s also still so much to do because I’m a perfectionist 😭 help meeeeeee 🥲

[Rooshi 🫡 @dipshitroo]

When you gotta cancel on the 5 day girls trip with da babes because you got sick with something 🥲 I will miss yall so much 😭 @yuejpeg @ChancoCat @waifunextdoor 💔

[Rooshi 🫡 @dipshitroo]

Random new home update 🥰

[Rooshi 🫡 @dipshitroo]

I haven’t been home in a week and I’m finally gonna be home in a couple hours god fucking bless 😭😩🙏