Skye 🌸

Pastry chef by day, avid fantasy reader by night, a maker of bad jokes always

[Skye 🌸 @dipsy607]

My landlady text me last night asking me to pop into her today and I genuinely thought I was in trouble because she never really summons me like that

This bitch wanted a cake. I nearly died for a cake order.

I want a normal brain.

[Skye 🌸 @dipsy607]

They have arrived.

Pretty sure they’re all first edition. Makes them worth the idea I was scammed for the past month

Ignore the half onion

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I haven’t worked nearly 60 hours since my first hotel kitchen job. If anyone needs me, no you don’t

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I just got home from a 10 hour shift at work to my neighbours *aggressively* doing the deed and I’m pretty sure they broke their bed. I mean, I heard it. All of it. I need thicker walls.

[Skye 🌸 @dipsy607]

Tonight might have been a rough one but after doing the math I made about €200? In one night lol.

In the restaurant I used to make €360 for a weeks full time work. lol

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The BMTH concert was nearly 3 weeks ago and I’m still in the post concert blues lol
Got the set list on repeat all the time

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Do you ever just

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#HOFAS @SJMaas she’s beautiful 🥹

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For me too, she went out of her way to find it and it turns out the third one is also a first edition 😭😭 in total I paid €200 for the set, which is unreal compared to what I’ve seen

Never thought I’d own the original covers let alone a first edition too

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This started as me seeing ACOTAR on Facebook marketplace for €40, after becoming friends with the seller she says she can source the second and third in the original covers if I was interested. I said yes of course! Look at them man 🥲🥲
She’s also got the 4th one coming

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Not her trying to tell me I’m wrong about the driving test when she hasn’t even done hers lol

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Yassssds the Galway races were some craic so excited to be invited back

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My mother sulks when my dad and I hang out and after her giving me shit for him not texting her (I don’t know) I told her the concert was really good and I got this lol

Like. Okay cool.

[Skye 🌸 @dipsy607]

“How was work today”

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Working in a place with a load of creepy older men is great
“Why do you look angry, you should smile more sweetheart!”
“Oh you’re happy, got some action last night did you?”
A favourite:
“You know, this job isn’t suited for women, it’s too physical, you should be in the kitchen”

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Happy Friday, I’ve got a plate of chicken goujons and a can of four loco.
Things could be worse

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@Aldi_Ireland A slide whistle 🎶

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Watching season three of Ragnarok and Magne is UNHINGED. And I am here for it

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Putting together some Lego flowers and the first instruction is to just tip all the bags out??? That’s not how I roll please I like to be organised

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The inspiration to clean has gone. I’m halfway through the bedroom. Now what