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@EuropaIneffable You absolute nonce.

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@sitiwayyy 1. Not a boiled egg.
2. It looks disgusting.
3. His tools look far fancier than what I'd use to boil and egg.

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@Haluk_Akbulut_ GOOD. Sick of rip off Turkey.

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@bosunatiklama Turks don't know what zebra crossings are. So dangerous.

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@hvandrie @F1BigData Wow, you're dumb

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@thefunone0822 @wolsned By law you need to be able to leave your site in a forward gear.

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@marksandspencer When you gunna fix it? its been like a month!?

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@footballtweet Our defence?

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How do you tell someone to stop sending you voice notes?

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I fucking hate flies

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@GoonerSpark2012 @RealTalkMCFC Probably because he reacts like that every time

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@tomporter9 Kane 1st

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@MrNishKumar could you like, possibly like, say one sentence with out like, using the word “like”?

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@thomaslaker Completely agree. Unless you’re solely using it for triathlon, then an aero road bike is what you should get! It’ll still be fast af & if you really want you can clip some tri bars on it

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@thomaslaker More so shape and wheels. It will be fucking fast no doubt though

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@thomaslaker disagree 🤮

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@thomaslaker Love it. Biancanyon

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Since updating my iPhone the battery has gone from lasting all day to a couple of hours. What a bunch of cunts @Apple are.

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Middle aged Brit at the airport starter kit