J. De La Torre

Dad- #creative Ojos de Picasso Ig: Director_JD

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

remember when a bunch of teenagers working for Elon cut the funding to Sesame Street a year ago because America was on the verge of financial collapse or something?

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@_theladymo Damn he can tie his shoe with his other shoe lace.

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@producer_ai I’d like an invite code please

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@JosephKahn Whaaaat!!! 🔥

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@hourly_shitpost Traffic happens when everyone thinks they’re fast and use the fast lane. If somone is going faster than you plan to go just let them pass you then get back in the fast lane. No need to just stay there because you think “I’m going fast enough to stay in the lane” let traffic flow

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@berner415 Congrats Bernaby

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ARRI Alexa 35 Rental Giveaway #giveaway #arri #alexa35 https://t.co/et5yLmlNiH I’m down to feed the wolf.

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#horrorshortfilm #horrorshort https://t.co/LRvFESKTAJ

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https://t.co/LRvFESKTAJ like hot chocolate check out my new short horror film. 😈

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The police needs to start using tranquilizer darts at “high risk” stops FR.

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Put your heart in it and the sky will clear.

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@JosephKahn I think your going to have a lot of Asian men squinting their eyes in anger at this post.

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As a dad I spend a considerable amount of hours making up jokes and although my kids are growing up fast, I enjoy every second of it. Even if they roll their eyes at my humor after so many years. I guess time flies when your having pun.

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I loved horror movies as a kid but I can’t see a green and red striped sweater without thinking Freddy Kruger. #foreverproblem

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There are points in time that matter the most. Learn to recognize and appreciate them.

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Can you claim self defense if you shoot the person who gave you a cold? Asking for a (Achooo!) friend.

[Berner @berner415]

Work hard and then work harder

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Just made a purchase of $5 with a $10 bill and got counterfeit checked with the pen. #welcometomodesto

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Children, whose parents risk everything to get them a better life, may die thanks to these people, paid by us, to serve and protect. (No, this does not fall under “protect”. Not one bit) https://t.co/RMTs9cIU52

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🤔 https://t.co/1f49RZUr2S

[Inc. @Inc]

Night owls are more creative and wealthier than early birds. https://t.co/W8lYoO23AP