DirectorDave

Making dreams come true!

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@LevineJonathan https://t.co/NfXnf8Ewkl

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@RubinReport He couldn't do much worse than your current golden cow.

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@BuckshotJ0nes @xgothamite @Variety No, JIMMY paid for Adam's star.

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@Free_LosAngeles @Variety Suck a dick. Preferably your own.

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@JTDawber @MisterDiputs @krassenstein Conservatives jerk off to the WEIRDEST shit.

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@BigTianna It's just basic math.
38+13 =51
34+14.5=48.9

Loosing weight around your ribcage will make the remaining breast tissue register as a larger cup size.

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@jonstewart Run, Jon, run!!!

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@izanagi2727373 @BrittanyinTexas @BarackObama @MichelleObama Party of "family values". 🤔🤣🤣🤣

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@Tulgaat @IAmTDBOne @JG_Nuke @KennedyNation LOLOLOL you poor, persecuted straight white christian man.

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@KennedyNation Wow, you mean there IS some limit that conservatives won't follow him down to? I'm shocked, amazed, and impressed.

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@CCm47283024348 @itsmitch100 @concretebourbon @SenSanders How?

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@AlltheInternet @SenSanders @TheDemocrats 46 miles away on unpaved roads? 🤣🤣🤣
Elections have consequences.

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@zebelun @WEdwarda @SenSanders

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@zebelun @WEdwarda @SenSanders How old is the street view imagery? 🤔

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@chchris883 @Marya_Kinsler @stained__hanes @Buckingham_Show Obesity, with red counties and states leading the rates. (In conjunction with their poverty, illegitimacy, and illiteracy rates.)

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@Runbeforeucry @AbdullahiI2644 @IAmShannonAli And THAT'S why men are responsible for keeping the human race going. If we depended on women to initiate we'd have died while we were still up in the trees! 🤣

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@Vik_toriaE @sh4rkslay3r @AbdullahiI2644 @IAmShannonAli Sounds like obesity caused endometriosis/ cysts. Push away from the dinner table sooner and more often.

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@DogMaiCu2 @EuropaActual @RtothepowerofX Or USA. Kinda hard to tell the difference.

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@EuropaActual @switchingshitup @RtothepowerofX He was chanting USA. Remember when dickstain Donnie got nicked on the ear? Kinda like that.

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@chuck0182 @BarbaraBabsies @Matthewtravis08 Well, a lot of dumbasses have been saying Teslas catch on fire all the time, so....