Jade

I think the word you're looking for is acceptable casualties. - Dr. Jade Harley, 2041 [DictatorStuck Jade]

[Jade @DirectorHarley]

"Gentlemen. This is Democracy Manifest."

[Jade @DirectorHarley]

"How to summon the President."

Inhale

"John I missed my period."

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

>Casually sip your coffee

"Death to Alternia."

>Go back to sipping said coffee

[Jade @DirectorHarley]

@Damm3kStRiD33R "Begone spawn!"

[Jade @DirectorHarley]

"What"

[Jade @DirectorHarley]

It always works.
Grin and hug him

"Of course I am." https://t.co/iA8M82NTXA

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

Oh goddammit shes doing the thing.
"...You'reright." https://t.co/GeXS7LVJu2

[Jade @DirectorHarley]

Squish cheeks, look all adorable

"You can't be mad at me." https://t.co/pKZPMCzSyS

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

Clearing throat, attempting to sound stern.
"Jade, /no/" https://t.co/iit9EMb252

[Jade @DirectorHarley]

"Jade yes." https://t.co/s14rkiABUu

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

"Jade no-" https://t.co/teHXEYbRuD

[Jade @DirectorHarley]

"Someone found my stash of donuts. I found the launch codes."

[Jade @DirectorHarley]

Jade stop imagining it-

"Well alright. Seems like a waste." https://t.co/5dK9pFWcs0

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

"I'm not sleeping with Dave." https://t.co/AgvnSJ49z9

[Jade @DirectorHarley]

"Two down, one to go." https://t.co/BnA7C7wt19

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

"...It occurs to me just now that I have slept with two out of three of my top advisors."

[Jade @DirectorHarley]

And back asleep.

[Jade @DirectorHarley]

Snort awake

[Jade @DirectorHarley]

And she's asleep in his chair. The chair is comfy

[Jade @DirectorHarley]

Casually awaiting John in his office

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

//Meanwhile, at regime HQ

@SolidStrider and @DirectorHarley

[Jade @DirectorHarley]

"Well I don't have any plans, I'm sure you could spare a few minutes."

Wink https://t.co/8SSvngYexB

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

"...Its tempting." https://t.co/K7TX5AT5lj

[Jade @DirectorHarley]

"Want to practice now?"

High eyebrow raise https://t.co/Je6QOBderD

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

"I...Oh.
Ahem...I believe I might." https://t.co/FDZHVkmnn5

[Jade @DirectorHarley]

"..... do you have time now?" https://t.co/JYnIyWXYo8

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

"Nah its alright.
Its not really like I have time to...Ahem, focus on anything like that." https://t.co/NZw5meq6Se

[Jade @DirectorHarley]

"Wh- no I'm just bugging you." https://t.co/ppbMk6RcTC

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

"..Oh." https://t.co/XWd1GAyr7N

[Jade @DirectorHarley]

"Then I am definitely good at it. You need to practice."

Raise eyebrows. Amused. https://t.co/ltEGQfCEkk

[Ｊｏｈｎａｔｈａｎ @Dictatorstuck]

"Possibly." https://t.co/VfFtjHKluN