Director Fury

There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people, so when we needed them, they could fight the battles that we never could...

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You may have seen me desperate, but you have yet to see me mad.

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S.H.I.E.L.D. gathers intelligence on known and anticipated threats of potential catastrophes. #wedontcreep #wespy

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People, we're a global organization. American holidays don't mean threats take a vacation. We're always watching.

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This week's motto: "you can sleep when you're dead". The Council has been informed they better damn well cage death. Going to be a long week

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*glares at the computer* Reminding me now isn't helpful. *adds a note to chat the programmers - scratches it out - confront Tony instead*

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*taps in a command to have an agent sent in with coffee* Computer, remind me how fucking stupid it is to do multiple debriefings in one day.

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Adds a general directive for the avengers: Proper SHIELD policy requires the use of obscure acronyms. Plain text is to be avoided.

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*jogging on the helicarrier's track - hears a chime through his earpiece* -yesterday's reports are in. two agents returned from the field-

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*hears another chime - clears desk and heads to the video conference with the Shadow Council - tells an agent along the way:* Don't wait up.

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Adds note to Bruce Banner's file: while in general population, document blackouts. Saves the SHIELD IA people nightmares.

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Adds a note to Steve Roger's file: school's back in session. send vocab words. include internet awareness. ...and a new everlast.

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*hears the computer chime and ignores it - there's an update he owes the council but being there on time would ruin years of cultivation*

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Sounds like @TehStarkMan is worried I might have a piece of tech he's never seen. Don't fuck with the eye patch.

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@TehStarkMan If I have to break out the biological sterilizers, I'll be sterilizing more than just your paperwork, Stark. @TheSHIELDHawk

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@TehStarkMan I'll settle for you handing in your paperwork on time. Filling it out yourself, for once, would be a bonus. @TheSHIELDHawk

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Some of that redacting is going to be for public decency. @TheSHIELDHawk

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*taps in a command delegating junior agents to scan the paperwork in - adds a second command for ordering more blackout markers*

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You'd think that they really /didn't/ have anything better to do. *glares at piles of paperwork* And damn loosing my one good eye.