Derek Beresford

[The Golf Engineer @engineeringolf]

Attention beginners & high-hcps who get paired with better players:

I need to tell you a few things, bluntly. Because I want you to grow. Tough love, if you will.

-I don’t care if you ‘don’t usually play this bad.’
-I don’t care if you chunk, shank, slice & skull.
-I definitely don’t need play-by-play of every shot you hit.

Truly, you don’t have to explain yourself.

-I care if you are fun to be around.
-I care if you disrupt the round. Slow, loud, complain, throw clubs.
-I’m happy to share technique or equipment advice if you ask

The scorecard goes in the trash. Your behavior is deposited to memory.

Some of my favorite golf companions shoot 95, quickly. I leave pondering the laughs, stories, quips & insights, but never what they shot.

(📷 credit @patrickjkoenig)

[TY Hilton @TYHilton13]

👻🥹👻📝🥹👻

[Derek Beresford @dirk_baseballn]

@1Razer9 @golfislife58 @coltsdamassa @42Cyc 😂😂 you got me. Trolling on the internet must be so fun

[Derek Beresford @dirk_baseballn]

@1Razer9 @golfislife58 @coltsdamassa @42Cyc Pierce had over 1k yards on 47 catches last year. He’s easily one of the best if not the best deep threat target in the league and stats prove that. Calvin Austin is nowhere near AP

[Defiant Ghost @TheDefiantGhost]

Theo Von: "I don't think we're just sending money to a place. I do believe that our country is owned by Israel."

"They aren't even hiding it anymore. Israel owns America."

"We cannot pay our nurses...We have issues in our public schools...Our food supply has been deemed toxic. That's something that we're battling right now."

"So you start to wonder, why do we have this extra money just to send it to a place?"

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

JUST IN: Tim Tebow shows senators a map of the United States showing every single location where someone is downloading, sharing, or distributing CSAM.

“We are losing the battle, and we are losing the war, and boys and girls are suffering for it…”

“Every red dot that is on there is someone that is downloading, sharing, or distributing [CSAM].”

“55% to 85% of them are also hands-on offenders, and we know that your average offender has thirteen victims in their lifetime.”

“The scale of harm right here in America is, to a certain extent, hard to comprehend, but that's why we're here.”

[Owen Shroyer @OwenShroyer1776]

Incredible, he knew.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: MAGA Reacts to Trump attacking Iran:

Marjorie Taylor Greene: “We voted for America First and ZERO wars.”

Tucker Carlson: “absolutely disgusting and evil.”

Alex Jones: “Trump‘s HUGE gamble accelerates the world‘s trajectory towards a nuclear world war.”

Andrew Tate: “Why would going into a war with Iran benefit anybody in American at all?”

[Nicholas J. Stelzner @stelzner_n1150]

Are you still wondering why they assassinated Charlie Kirk?

[Toby Keith @tobykeith]

Olympic gold…brought to you courtesy of the red, white and blue 🇺🇸 Congratulations @usahockey @TeamUSA! 🎥: Charlie McAvoy

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

@HuffPost Go fuck yourself

[kevin smith @kevin_smith45]

I’m convinced if America ever got invaded

Democrats would take their side

[Stoolies Clubhouse 🏴‍☠️ @StooliesClub]

Absolutely beautiful moment! This is what makes the Olympics so special 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺�

[Derek Beresford @dirk_baseballn]

🤣🤣🤣 comical at this point

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

You literally can’t make this up

Zohran Mamdani is calling on New Yorkers to become emergency snow shovelers for tomorrows blizzard

He says you can register and get paid, but you must show 2 forms of ID

Democrats are demanding 2 forms of ID to shovel snow but not to vote….

[Micah Beutell @Micah_CBC]

The greatest tradition in college baseball (that I didn’t know existed)

@GWBaseball1 Head Coach Gregg Ritchie sliding into his team huddle after the plate meeting
https://t.co/9R3C1jaZc9

[Gerry Callahan @GerryCallahan]

This is perfect.

ICE agent: “If you cared, you would care about the child who got raped and the person who got murdered by the guy we’re looking for. “

Awful, ugly white lady: “I don’t care.”

The entire insane national debate encapsulated in 20 sec.

[Xaviaer DuRousseau @XAVIAERD]

Jimmy Kimmel (a rich white man) is wanting Nicki Minaj (a black woman) to be assaulted simply because she disobeyed the rules for what black people are “allowed” to do…

You will never convince me that Democrats aren’t the party of racism

[Karen Hamilton @KarenHamiltonVA]

Virginia Democrats: “The affordability agenda is our #1 priority.”

Also Virginia Democrats: Introduced legislation for 50 new tax increases on Virginians totaling $6.7 billion.

As the saying goes….“What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.”

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Virginia Democrats under fire after proposed tax increases for... literally everything.