DirkoTaco

Please recycle

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The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants was better than Marty Supreme.

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Off the Johnny Pop

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Need more Buccees drip

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Just did CPR on a rabbit

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100 men off a gas station rhino pill vs 1 (non-rhino pilled ) gorilla

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Dubai Chocolate is foul

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Tired of the U.S metric system. Need to go back to the olden days of how many toilet papers rolls can you fit on your wiener.

[Chris Kavanagh @C_Kavanagh]

Found this in Reddit seems like it might be useful for some people.

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@clarfairyy Going for MVP

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ITS ON IN THE BARBER SHOP. I CANT RUN IM STRAPPED TO THE CHAIR WARING THE FRONT CAPE THING

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New Years Resolution: no more Mr.Brightside

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@talkingcabezas It just played at trivia

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Can’t call it genetics if I was adopted😎

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

TODAY’S EPISODE OF:
WE FU*CKING WARNED YOU

NYC firefighter unions that supported Trump and Republicans are furious at the House decision to strip funding for the 9/11 healthcare program.

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Luigi Mangione look-alike contest

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Me going to the bars is like Mike Tyson going in the ring

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Mike Tightson😫

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When you pee at a urinal do you just let your pp out or do you release your balls also?