Dirk Diggler

Hockey, golf, beer, chew, fishing, rock, NOT Oakdale. 60% of the time, it works every time.

[Dirk Diggler @dirk_digglerrr]

Don’t mind me guys, just airing out my chew

[Dirk Diggler @dirk_digglerrr]

I am so faced

[Dirk Diggler @dirk_digglerrr]

I’m gooning

[Bubba Watzyn @BubbaWatzyn]

Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must outrun the fastest Lion, or it will be killed. Every morning in Africa, a Lion wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the slowest Gazelle, or it will starve. It doesn’t matter whether you’re the Lion or a Gizelle.

[Derrico Henrio (Noah Kahan Superhater) @derrico_henrio]

Arch Manning (retarded) out for second half.

[Dirk Diggler @dirk_digglerrr]

@BubbaWatzyn Love how the uber driver was black🤣

[Dirk Diggler @dirk_digglerrr]

Going to get touchy tonight @BubbaWatzyn

[Dirk Diggler @dirk_digglerrr]

@Daniel_Boogers My penis is way bigger than yours.

[Dirk Diggler @dirk_digglerrr]

@Daniel_Boogers Right on, cowboy

[Dirk Diggler @dirk_digglerrr]

@Daniel_Boogers @BubbaWatzyn suck my big white cock

[Dirk Diggler @dirk_digglerrr]

My name is dirk and I’m friends with all uber guys

[Dirk Diggler @dirk_digglerrr]

I really miss needing 12.4 points from my flex right now

[Dirk Diggler @dirk_digglerrr]

How neat is that? It’s pretty neat.

[Dirk Diggler @dirk_digglerrr]

Top 5 Beers:

1: After work beer
2: Free beer
3: First beer
4: Lake beer
5: 5th beer (finally caught a buzz)

[Dirk Diggler @dirk_digglerrr]

King-hung-un. Need a forklift and a tuggy to get me out of bed.

[Dirk Diggler @dirk_digglerrr]

GOING INTERNATIONAL #JAPANISERICEBEER

[Dirk Diggler @dirk_digglerrr]

@Daniel_Boogers This is everyday. My go to is bugles, twin snake gummies, and a squirt. This usually happens after I rip my pen. I will post a candy and beverage too 10 soon.

[Dirk Diggler @dirk_digglerrr]

@Daniel_Boogers Thanks Dan.

[Dirk Diggler @dirk_digglerrr]

Top 10 gas station snacks

1 Bugles nacho cheese
2 Chester’s cheese puffcorn
3 Old Dutch white cheddar popcorn
4 Cheez-It’s extra toasty
5 Cheeto puffs
6 Pringles sour cream & onion
7 Gardettos rye chips
8 Old Dutch sour cream & dill
9 Combos cheddar cheese
10 Munchies