Can never love this guy enough. He's already so fun with his weapon knowledge and stuntwork but also confidently tells people off when they push harsh beauty standards on him and his partner.
And yep, TRANS RIGHTS BABYYYYY 💖💙🤍
All three remaining opening acts and Ed Sheeran’s touring band have announced that they are dropping out of the remaining dates of his ‘Loop’ tour in solidarity with Palestine and Macklemore.
My daily schedule as a Seattle PD officer:
5am: Wake up to start my commute from Idaho
8am: Shooting called in over the radio. I turn it off - it's too loud and I need a nap.
11am: Shuffle the homeless from one neighborhood to another
1pm: lunch
3pm: Shuffle them from the next neighborhood
5pm: An acorn lands on my car. It sounds like a gunshot. I discharge my service weapon in a 360 spin injuring many civilians. One of them screams in pain for help. I arrest them for obstructing my investigation.
7pm: The stress of shooting that person has given me PTSD. Apply for disability and have the tax payers pay me $200k/year for the rest of my life
8pm: drive back to Idaho
10pm: Beat my wife
My girlfriend said she was sick of me pretending to be a detective and that "we should split up" "Good idea", I said, "that way we can cover more ground"
i'm tired of the rewriting of history that Americans all united and sang kumbaya post 9/11
i remember the bloodlust, the thirst for revenge against those with nothing to do with it. i remember Balbir Singh Sodhi, a Sikh man murdered on 9/15 in Arizona because of how he looked
" Seattle was safer and cleaner back when I lived here"
"Oh, when was that?"
"[Some time 40 years ago, when Seattle was at its dirtiest and most crime-ridden]"