Toby Kinder

Elephantasist / Imperfectionist

[Toby Kinder @dirkboyten]

@JohnVince20 Bumped into a mate in Florence who said he'd told his missus every Cup / Conference game was 'most important in my lifetime' since Fulham last March 😂

[Toby Kinder @dirkboyten]

@FootballCliches @D_C_W @CDEccleshare Riley McGree surely the most 'can't be a real footballer, get back onto the pages of Raymond Chandler ' name in the EFL.

[Toby Kinder @dirkboyten]

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W The (Arsenal) Brains Trust https://t.co/ZHCabTNpVZ
just evoked by Dave Farrar; the second-most vintage cultural touchstone after the Keystone Cops ?

[Toby Kinder @dirkboyten]

@FootballCliches @D_C_W @CDEccleshare the Hoddlean adverb reaches BBC News

[Toby Kinder @dirkboyten]

@FootballCliches @D_C_W @CDEccleshare 'Justice, Karma' said Danny Murphy after Newcastle's equaliser v Villa... but who would Justice Karma play for? We thought perhaps a 19yo winger Watford plucked from the Belgian 2nd division?

[Toby Kinder @dirkboyten]

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[Toby Kinder @dirkboyten]

@D_C_W after listening to Thurday's @FootballCliches followed by @TheTotallyShow , I fear @CDEccleshare is becoming The Poster Boy for 'poster boy'...

[Toby Kinder @dirkboyten]

@FootballCliches
@D_C_W

21:39 for a superb ex-Palace/QPR footballer's name in things
https://t.co/O7AkR1Zlgh

[Toby Kinder @dirkboyten]

@palace_retro Were these pre-order only? I want!!!

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

What do you do next?

You’re 2-1 up in the 94th minute and four on one against the opposition at home.

[Toby Kinder @dirkboyten]

@palace_retro Were these pre-order only!?

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@WhyteleafeEagle If only we didn't have that sponsor....😥

[Toby Kinder @dirkboyten]

@FootballCliches Coffee#1, Stourbridge; I draw your attention to 2012 - World Latte Art Championship. 27th. So much there.

[Toby Kinder @dirkboyten]

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