Dirk Bloem

Born to shit. Forced to wipe.

[Dirk Bloem @dirkcbloem1]

Being suspended made me realise I may have a Twitter addiction, but Hardeep from Twitter Support came through for me so self-reflection will have to wait.

🇮🇳 India global superpower 2030 🇮🇳 Jai Hind 🇮🇳

[Dirk Bloem @dirkcbloem1]

"We don't just roll out of bed, pull on the jersey and grab the whistle out the kit bag"

He's never seen me ref the U16 Dutch league. That's my entire warmup routine he's just described.

[Edward Jenkins @edjenx]

This is both very impressive and very funny.

[Dirk Bloem @dirkcbloem1]

6 beers

[Matthew Nichol @MatthewNichol5]

This is Kamala Harris's stepdaughter Ella Emhoff. She supports Hamas. Any thoughts?

[Dirk Bloem @dirkcbloem1]

@mezekees @mrsMargreth @ArdEshuis @WDODelta @Vechtstromen @BoerBurgerB @Callum_what Looks an awful lot like Fortress Beresteinlaan in December to me

[Dirk Bloem @dirkcbloem1]

I'm convinced that basic things like a beer or a sandwich at airports are priced by asking an out of touch millionaire what they think these things cost in the real world.

[Dirk Bloem @dirkcbloem1]

@KieranMG21 Luke Littler looks younger than your board does

[Dirk Bloem @dirkcbloem1]

I suppose I suddenly need a personality again now that a man and a boy who looks like a man that I don't know are done throwing bits of metal somewhere that I've never been.

[Ryan @ryan3levis]

My favourite thing about the darts is the fact that if you throw 3 perfect darts, you have to throw 6 more perfect ones or else some fella dressed as a banana is gonna boo you and call you shite. Sport of kings.

[Dirk Bloem @dirkcbloem1]

Are there even any kebabs left in London at this point?

[Dirk Bloem @dirkcbloem1]

This is the upset tournament. I'm calling Littler to win it now.

[Dirk Bloem @dirkcbloem1]

Yet another kebab!

[Dirk Bloem @dirkcbloem1]

This is ironic because birds are just drones themselves @birdsarentreal

[Till @180Thelaw]

He's just like me fr

[Dirk Bloem @dirkcbloem1]

Fair play to Leppingwell-Ford here to manage that average in a game with 43 and 91 dart legs

[DartsAnonymous @anonymous_darts]

A result from the 1st round of a tournament near me, fair play for giving it a ago, but I’d rather play on the worlds stage sober whilst getting continuously stung by the Ally Pally wasp than mark this game.

[Dirk Bloem @dirkcbloem1]

He's literally only 16, Barney probably uses dart boards older than that

[🤖 @KongrawDarts]

Can't wait for my mental health to be shattered tonight when a bloke I don't know beats another bloke I don't know in a sport I don't really enjoy playing myself.

[Dirk Bloem @dirkcbloem1]

Another evening of darts, another kebab shop in London celebrating

[Dirk Bloem @dirkcbloem1]

What's so special about coconut that it gets to be called "dessicated" but everything else is just shredded?