Dirk

My mother said I’m special.

[Dirk @dirkdasterdly]

@Milajoy Jobs: those same people are hypocrites. They wouldn’t want a woman sitting a table connecting their calls. They wouldn’t want a guy delivering their milk to their house. They wouldn’t want a bunch of chinamen pounding railroad spikes?

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@Manhattva My response: look up the ticker symbol of that company and see if I can make a buck on this progress. Thanks for the tip!

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@thegabriel72 Fake. Nobody takes that long to count out change on her hood. And where exactly did she pay for her gas? Soooo lame.

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@clint_timmy Um, okay. So you take the wall plate off to tape it and then paint next to it. Why not just paint the entire wall to the hole while the plate is off and then put the plate back on? And save the planet by not using that 8” of tape each time. Because, you know, the children.

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@PrineBCC @GuntherEagleman I thought that about Paris too. I love Paris but between making it for them and making it for homesick Americans, have an authentic American restaurant (ketchup for fries, sweet tea, ice, free refills, etc)

[Dirk @dirkdasterdly]

@GuntherEagleman Seems like most of their experiences are in the south though. “Southern hospitality”…and Buc-ee’s.

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@violight7 @TaraBull I’m white. Walked down westheimer in Houston. Robbed by three black people. So ya. And that’s not even the “bad part” of Houston.

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@LEBcando @TaraBull Welcome back to South Africa.

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@dianavs44 @TaraBull You’re rights. He needs to visit the tenderloin in San Fran or maybe the Hollywood wall of fame at midnight to realize how nasty and unsafe America really is. Maybe ride a subway in North Carolina or walk through harlem.

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@TaraBull The problem is he’s in the South. Go to any blue inner city and you’ll feel like you’re back in South Africa. Not safe, looting, daylight robbery. Replace machetes with pistols. But otherwise yes, a white guy walking around at midnight is dangerous!

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@realmikolson We live at Costco basically. But we spent 22 days in Paris and we haven’t bought a croissant at Costco since we got back. And the Costco baguettes are disgusting. On the whole, the food is great and selection is excellent. But the food in Paris is much better.

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@AntiWokeMemes When a man looks more like a woman than a woman….who looks like a man but isn’t trying to look like a man…. WTH?!

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@Babywwir Jobs

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@CreasonJana Mace. Fry oil. Cayenne pepper.

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@Kinza1278 Flashback to the scene in the strip club in Beverly Hills cop: “Phillip? Is that you??”

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@Excellentsalvic “Still”? lol. Never was. Never will be.

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@Maria3938219406 Fake. Unfortunately.

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@Babywwir Hot but dumb as a box of rocks.

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@mar5hallhoops She looks like Sid, she’s arrogant, and in her first year was embarrassing to watch. Admittedly, she’s put in the grind and now in year three she’s actually showing a bit of talent.

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@RevRayCistman lol. Agreed. Reminds me of that old country song “mommas don’t let your babies grow up to be murderous thugs. Something about being lawyers and doctors and such (like bill cosby)”