THE Dirkalator

I’m a huge fan of betting and losing all my money…but I wouldn’t fade me🤬

[THE Dirkalator @dirkdigglerbets]

Taco Bell has the best marketing team in the world

[THE Dirkalator @dirkdigglerbets]

@stinkybets47

[THE Dirkalator @dirkdigglerbets]

UFC 296 parlay 5 picks for main card
Ian Garry (cuck)
Tony Ferguson (plz don’t get slept)
Shavkat (mortal lock) 🔒
Alexandra pantoja (gut feeling)
Colby for the middleweight belt 👑

[MMA Orbit @mma_orbit]

🚨| Colby Covington says Donald Trump will wrap the belt around his waist if he beats Leon Edwards at #UFC296.

[THE Dirkalator @dirkdigglerbets]

I’m back 😈

[Stinkybets47 @stinkybets47]

Missin my closet associates rn. I’ll provide for the community but I need the fellas to get active again @PorkysPicks69 @dirkdigglerbets @shmulegoblin69 @Jonathan_Zyns @Fatclown420.

[THE Dirkalator @dirkdigglerbets]

No shit it was always the horse 🐎

[Stinkybets47 @stinkybets47]

It was always the shoe

[THE Dirkalator @dirkdigglerbets]

@stinkybets47 Kids such a fucking quag😂😂😂😂

[THE Dirkalator @dirkdigglerbets]

2 things. I FUCKING HATE WAITING IN LINES, and tits have gotten smaller since the 80s in the overall population

[THE Dirkalator @dirkdigglerbets]

5/5 duh

[THE Dirkalator @dirkdigglerbets]

Jones, Grasso, Shavkat, Gamrot, Bo…lock em in 🔒 #ufc285

[THE Dirkalator @dirkdigglerbets]

As much as I love a good underdog story, grasso prolly won’t win her match up but dammit am I rooting for her

[THE Dirkalator @dirkdigglerbets]

Jones, Grasso, Shavkat, Gamrot, Bo…lock em in 🔒 #ufc285

[THE Dirkalator @dirkdigglerbets]

IU rebounding very sloppy but playing. With a lot of grit and heart, making me kinda turned on #hardrod

[THE Dirkalator @dirkdigglerbets]

Jones, Grasso, Shavkat, Gamrot, Bo…lock em in 🔒 #ufc285

[THE Dirkalator @dirkdigglerbets]

I be at the club wanting to throw up n shit #heeliofeelio

[THE Dirkalator @dirkdigglerbets]

Just hopped on 2 books and got 600 credits and 75FP to go crazy with….I need some locks @stinkybets47

[THE Dirkalator @dirkdigglerbets]

@danabeers Caught myself saying this about 20 minuets ago

[THE Dirkalator @dirkdigglerbets]

@stinkybets47 Thanks for the lock…dick

[THE Dirkalator @dirkdigglerbets]

Im fully broke need a lock

[Stinkybets47 @stinkybets47]

Due to my behaviors of being a degen and love for nose nachos and cappy cokes I will not be throwing coin this fine day. I’ll be back Monday selling the food stamps so I can slam even more nose nachos and cappy cokes and throw hella moose leg parlays ferda🫡🍻

[THE Dirkalator @dirkdigglerbets]

@stinkybets47 Save the lungs fuck the gums. Drop the scuzz bar and get back on the upper deckers…just don’t let the big man find your stash of hockey pucks in your top drawer again 🤣🤣

[THE Dirkalator @dirkdigglerbets]

This guy gets it

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

Gambling tip I got from a math guy: All you have to do to become a millionaire is win a $10 bet on a [phone] parlay. You could do that today if you just pick the right games.

[THE Dirkalator @dirkdigglerbets]

Typo I meant @PorkysPicks69

[THE Dirkalator @dirkdigglerbets]

Hahahahah IU basketball makes me wanna drench my dick in ranch dressing and let @PorkyPicks10 gobble it for a late night snack. Team is sadder than shit