Dirk Strider Funnies

I used to have a brother named Dave Funnies until I just straight up murdered him.

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@geekedapple Your testimony has been entered into the record and subsequently ignored.

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@geekedapple Consumed him. Literally.

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@solincaptovski @jakedirkly @realjuneegbert2 @corpsemolded @greeen2me 8ro thinks hes fussyfangs

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@EvilDaveStrider @corpsemolded @kineticGodhead @70sTuxedos @kineticGodhead2 Who tagged me.

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@2pacemu2tardbbq You're not fucking funny.

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@2pacemu2tardbbq

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@2pacemu2tardbbq You're just too grey.

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@2pacemu2tardbbq Heh. Relax. It's called irony pal. I'm not like, xenophobic or anything, but in reality I'd never find the likes of you even remotely attractive.

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Wonder what my hot babe is up to.

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Kyaaaa... this little Japanese boy has a b*yfriend now.

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@2pacemu2tardbbq @corpsemolded @Zukiliuh I hope you know I plan on abusing you.

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@2pacemu2tardbbq @corpsemolded @Zukiliuh Let's fucking go. Another score for Strider awwwww yeah. The foids man they love me, they seriously love me so much, and, unironically, I love the foids too. Never had an alien be my bitch before but ok there's a first time for everything right. Like yeah.

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@2pacemu2tardbbq @corpsemolded @Zukiliuh What about a boyfriendship. I don't actually like boys (because it's sus lol) but it's cool.

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No more Mr nice guy.

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@Zukiliuh @corpsemolded @2pacemu2tardbbq Nobody is more boring than this guy right here. Honestly it's like I can't ever do anything funny or nice, must be why I'm the villian in this story. EARTH: thanks for playing.

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@Zukiliuh @corpsemolded @2pacemu2tardbbq Don't care didn't ask stupid foid. If you want to bitch and cry about being a broke bum do it to Sollux. I fuck bitches, and get money, and do nothing else.

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Minorities I'm apart of

Separated parents: ❌
Indie game fan: ❌
LGBT: ❌
Atheist: ❌ (Christ is king).
ADHD: ❌
Depressive: ✅
Autistic: ❌
Borderline: ✅
Smoker: ✅
Nerd: ❌
Android user: ❌ (Not poor).
Northeastener: ❌
Southeastener: ✅

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minorities i'm apart of

separated parents: ❌
indie game fan: ✅
LGBT: ✅
atheist: ❌
ADHD: ❌
depressive: ❌
autistic: ❌
borderline: ❌
smoker: ✅
nerd: ❌
android user: ❌
northeasterner: ❌
southerner: ❌

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@corpsemolded @Zukiliuh @2pacemu2tardbbq Already there.