The Dirks

[The Dirks @dirkisking]

@timmypassions mate the Dirks coach is a better footy brain than Leon Cameron and Brendon Bolton combined. It’s not his fault he devalues the drafting process so much #spareme #dirkisking

[The Dirks @dirkisking]

All credit to @FabFanayan who was the better coach of a better team. Most of my blokes are not welcome to breath my air again let alone come back to this great club #sgufl2018 #DirkRules

[The Dirks @dirkisking]

The worst UF day of the Dirks season came at the worst possible time. Cripps needs to bail these frauds out AGAIN to even have a prayer! #DirkRules #sgufl2018

[The Dirks @dirkisking]

DIRKS Team Announcement
BACKS: T.Cutler, M.Hurley, C.Guthrie
MIDS: T.Rockliff, T.Cotchin, E.Langdon
RUCK: T.Doedee, P.Cripps, J.Ziebell
FORWARDS: J.Billings, J.Darling, H.Crozier
WEAK: Suckling, Viney, Dahlhaus

Repay the faith I have had in you blokes!!!

#DirkRules #sgufl2018

[The Dirks @dirkisking]

“We traded for Viney, Suckling and Dahlhaus for finals footy but the fact they are soft cocks won’t put a dampener on what we are trying to do. I want warriors, case in point being Ed Langdon” S.Paice #DirkRules #sgufl2018 #SGUFL #DirkStillRules

[The Dirks @dirkisking]

Dirks coach S.Paice “we know Mitchell will get 65 cheap UF points. The good thing is the other 11 blokes will only get 320 so we know what we need to do” #DirkRules #SGUFL #sgufl2018

[The Dirks @dirkisking]

Coach S.Paice “Tom Cutler has been a key player and will come straight back in. Read that sentence back, it proves I am a fucking genius coach” #DirkRules #sgufl2018

[The Dirks @dirkisking]

Cripps limped off the track today but Dirks happy to take a risk knowing there are two more strikes to play with #DirkRules #SGUFL #sgufl2018

[The Dirks @dirkisking]

Dale Thomas was one of the best five players in the comp in 2011. Now he is losing his spot to Hayden fucking Crozier. If he wants to disobey orders and tag then fark him #DirkRules #sgufl2018

[The Dirks @dirkisking]

Dirks coach S.Paice “we were happy with Cotchin’s response to the embarrassment of being dropped for Ryan Clarke. And Cam Guthrie is the solid citizen we need right now. Both blokes will play the next three games” #DirkRules #sgufl2018

[The Dirks @dirkisking]

Mocked, ridiculed, just came out and took care of business! Next up, the Comic Book Hasbeens #DirkRules #flagfrom5th #Cripps

[The Dirks @dirkisking]

@SGUFL_18 @MBoat85 Dirks bringing an envelope opener to a knife fight but will dig deep! #chrdggscgfhf #DirkRules

[The Dirks @dirkisking]

Finals footy is back! The cut grass, the pressure, the 16 inches on the other side...luckily size doesn’t count in UF #Cfggdgdhdv #DirkStillRules #sgufl2018

[The Dirks @dirkisking]

BREAKING: Dirks confirm Trent Cotchin will not play in the Elimination Final due to ‘general fraudness’

[The Dirks @dirkisking]

@MKBears14 Well I am on target to keep up my side of the deal son 😂😂

[The Dirks @dirkisking]

Wouldn’t piss on the @MKBears14 coach if he was on fire, so am looking forward to Tom Jonas ruining the Bears season 👍#sgufl2018 #SGUFL #DirkRules

[The Dirks @dirkisking]

Dirks on target to lose by about 130-140 points. At least the coach can watch the Eagles game without stressing about UF #frauds #DirkStillRules

[The Dirks @dirkisking]

Emotional scenes at Dirks training as newbie Jack Viney told to tape up his foot and harden the fuck up #spareme #justplayhurt #DirkRules #JackOff

[AFL Crowds @AFLCrowds2019]

This is a scary tweet...

Changes in average crowds - state by state.

2017 to 2018

UP
+38% : WA

DOWN
–23% : NT
–15% : ACT
–6% : VIC
–6% : NSW
–3% : TAS
–2% : SA
–1% : QLD

But for Perth Stadium, AFL attendances are down in every state and territory.

[The Dirks @dirkisking]

Paddy Cripps just demanded a 10 year contract extension. Not sure the Dirks can say no. Second on the ladder and charging! #dirkrules #cmonyoufucks #UF2018