Dirk-Jan Cornelissen

Postdoc at LUMC. My opinions are my own. Proud half of a cat-daddy team. 😺🏳️‍🌈

[Dirk-Jan Cornelissen @dirkjancor]

@WimvanBoekel "zo wild ben ik niet..."

[Alexis Nikole Nelson @blackforager]

On misinformation, plant toxicity, gentle trespassing, and Alicia Silverstone

[Dirk-Jan Cornelissen @dirkjancor]

@oscarescobosa Haha, dan is het fijn dat je relatief dichtbij woont! Veel plezier!

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Good morning!

Who dresses better? Alpha males or little dogs? Let's explore. 🧵

[Dirk-Jan Cornelissen @dirkjancor]

@nursekelsey Our house has 3 large baskets: white, light and dark. Than we have "cleaning rags", "bedding" and "super delicates" that all get their own settings and get done when needed...

[Beslisboss des vaderlands @Poldermanie]

Het hoofdlijnenakkoord.

[Kareem Carr, Ph.D. @kareem_carr]

no lies detected.

[Dirk-Jan Cornelissen @dirkjancor]

@AmandaTori69 IMHO you won that lip sync. Anyway, you got another fan!

[dave wagner @Dbwagner104]

when i stand up and leave a room, my cat acts like he has to also get up. he is very resentful about this. like he has to rearrange his whole day to compensate.

he was safe. he was happy. now this!

the big dream of all cats is for us to just stay in the same room all the time.

[Dirk-Jan Cornelissen @dirkjancor]

@AlexisSaintPet1 @dragraceukbbc You look amazing!

[Loesje v/d Posters @LoesjeNL]

** in stil protest
tegen de PVV

plant tante Rie
nog wat
afrikaantjes
in haar achtertuin **

#loesje #wilders #pvv #uitdeoudedoos2010

[Dirk-Jan Cornelissen @dirkjancor]

@KudaLakorn Can't wait for your amazing subs again!

[Dirk-Jan Cornelissen @dirkjancor]

@NL_Wetenschap Zit er nog verschil in intensiteit van het lichtgeven van het molecuul wanneer het gebonden is of niet? Kun je het verschil zien tussen lichtjes die gebonden zijn of gewoon "langszweven"?

[Dirk-Jan Cornelissen @dirkjancor]

Oplossing van Spotify? Google maar even wat er wél reclamevrij geluisterd kan worden.

[Dirk-Jan Cornelissen @dirkjancor]

Nou, vandaag geleerd dat de Nederlandse reclames die ik opeens hoor bij mijn Amerikaanse podcast kennelijk policy zijn van @SpotifyNL.
Jaren betalen voor een reclamevrije ervaring bleek maar gedeeltelijk reclamevrij te zijn

[Dirk-Jan Cornelissen @dirkjancor]

@Cassiu5Edi @MisterABK I had this happen once, luckily I was with my boyfriend, so not completely alone. Most awkward 45 minutes of stand up I can remember...

[Beslisboss des vaderlands @Poldermanie]

Bleek het toch ‘ja’ te zijn.

[TwistedDoodles @twisteddoodles]

A guide to scientific papers #science #phdlife #AcademicChatter

[Dirk-Jan Cornelissen @dirkjancor]

Me in scotland

[TwistedDoodles @twisteddoodles]

The weather

[Dirk-Jan Cornelissen @dirkjancor]

@river_medway Gorgeous!