Dirk Jonker

Actor in Cape Town South Africa

[Marshall Julius @MarshallJulius]

Gary Oldman giggling at farts dubbed into his movies, then laughing 'til the tears roll down his cheeks, may well be the happiest minute of your day.

[Dirk Jonker @dirkjonker]

I just got #XAMPP from @ApacheFriends https://t.co/R5x6IfO3E0 #opensource.

[Dirk Jonker @dirkjonker]

@compass_report Here's how you end a conflict: pew-pew, pew, your dead. No more conflict.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

[Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt]

[dinner party]

GUEST: it has come to my attention that one of us is a secret time traveller.

ME: *tasting wine the waiter brought to the table* mmm, what year is this?

[everyone slowly turns their head]

[Dirk Jonker @dirkjonker]

I'm going live on tiktok and twitch, this is the first time and hopefully I can get everything working. I don't have a technical guy, so please bear with me RE comments and replies.

#livestreaming #pottery #broadcasting Blessings Coffee & Creative

[Dirk Jonker @dirkjonker]

Photography service in Melkbosstrand, Cape Town. https://t.co/Kbp4HUt3Qk

[Yusuf Abramjee @Abramjee]

Westville, Durban: Oops!

[Dirk Jonker @dirkjonker]

@Abramjee Are there even emergency services to call? Would 10111 work? #firstresponders

[Dirk Jonker @dirkjonker]

@Abramjee That crowd is a bit creepy. It's like a zombie movie where the zombies are all driven to tweet their lives. I suppose at least the tow-truck drivers can respond to a #crash and everyone will assume that someone phoned emergency services.

[Dirk Jonker @dirkjonker]

@Abramjee That crowd is a bit creepy. It's like a zombie movie where the zombies are all driven to tweet their lives. I suppose at least the tow-truck drivers can respond to a #crash and everyone will assume that someone phoned emergency services.

[Dirk Jonker @dirkjonker]

Lynnette Esson was presenting her health and wellness workshop/podcast at Blessings in Melkbosstrand today, and since I was already set up for a portrait shoot I invited her to step in. I think I captured her positive energy and love of animals.

She pref…https://t.co/dBSen2vbPH

[Dirk Jonker @dirkjonker]

I'm starting to get a bit of traction on Upwork as a voice for projects, serious and, well, frivolous if that's what entertainment amounts to...

https://t.co/byNODD8Uhs https://t.co/r7z21p3hBv

[Dirk Jonker @dirkjonker]

"Being a model doesn't just mean I have to take good care of my skin..." - Karen from Lamelle chats to me about skin transformation and fighting the signs of aging using Lamelle products, on VIA DSTV Channel 147 at 17:30, Monday 27 February. Tune in to Mi…https://t.co/BbgSNb1TOa

[Dirk Jonker @dirkjonker]

Hey @PRCMusicRcLabel, Thank you for the follow!

[Dirk Jonker @dirkjonker]

Hey @kheumoza, Thank you for the follow!

[Dirk Jonker @dirkjonker]

Hey @LorianaMatilda, Thank you for the follow!

[Dirk Jonker @dirkjonker]

Hey @mokwase, Thank you for the follow!