Pegawai Indomaret

Kadang jadi musisi, tapi lebi sering jadi pengangguran.

[Pegawai Indomaret @dirkmasticator]

My biggest pride as a musician so far:

- @HELLCRUST_METAL - Sejawat (2006), Armstretch Records
- @SentientJKT - A R C H E T Y P E (2022), DIY

#achievement #discography

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@YouTubeJapan @AKG_information Yuusetsu!

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@Clawford @shienchou Ga valid blasss

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@AKG_information @alexandroscrew @theadamsband Bor @mgcxts

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@mgcxts @DebuNumpang @icblues Buset2 telat banget ogut baru cek X wkwkwkwkw

[Rohit @oirohit]

Is Google Meet down?

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@oirohit Yes, same for me, but my friends can still access it just fine, weird

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@NefflynBe Elaborate "by mistake", then MEN CAN and WILL give you the most logical answer you could've asked for.

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@DebuNumpang @mgcxts Anak kontoI pake i gede

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Blind faith leads to stupidity

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Indonesia makin ga asik:
- Ngomongin energi, sampah
- Ngomongin olahraga, sampah
- Ngomongin poli... Yaelah perlu dikasih adjektif lagi emang?
- Ngomongin aga... Wah langitnya cerahh yaaahh

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Olahraga overhype. Mending support cabor yang bener2 jelas lah. Ga akan bangga gue sama TIMNAS BELANDA.

[detiksport @detiksport]

Patrick Kluivert dan PSSI berpisah, sang juru taktik tidak lagi latih Timnas Indonesia. Begini 'menit-menit akhir' Kluivert akhirnya angkat koper.

https://t.co/V6k2g7CIAm

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Ga ikhlas selamanya gua isi Pertamina. Najis.

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Pertamina ngehek, jalur reguler antrian panjang, jalur khusus jelas2 tertera pertamax dan pertamax turbo, tp ama petugasnya disuruh isi yang turbo, gua bilang "itu tulisannya pertamax dan pertamax turbo kok", terus petugasnya ngotot kalo itu jalur mobil...

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...dan sebelum gua ada motor jg dilayanin, dan padahal jelas2 cuma ditulis jalur khusus, bukan jalur khusus mobil. Terus gua balik ngototin lagi "YAUDA ISI AJA DAH!" Kelar2 gua ngegas sambil tereak "BAHLUL KONTOL!"

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@InternetH0F French kiss ❌
Milky Way kiss ✅

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@DebuNumpang @VVYND @shrekpinocchio Bahahaha dibayar pake IPL ituu wkwkwkw

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@fucktour Gula pake kopi ini mahhh 🤣

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Ujan
Ora lari
Gorengan
Kopi

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@tesaiwitarp huhhh bisa2nyaa

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Dibeliin vitamin ama mba pacar, buat kesehatan ceunah, padahal doi gondud 😤 (bodo amat kebaca 🤭)

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@tesaiwitarp NGOFHEEEE!