🦀dirk🦀

overweight but very charming

[Mo @atmoio]

Rich people who were too stupid to code before are now superstars. And actually brilliant engineers are made to feel stupid and redundant. Meanwhile coding has been synthesized into beige gooey calorie dense bars made from cockroaches and engineers have to line up with a small plate begging for their share from the token barons who, fortunately, at any given moment can feel generous enough to press a button that makes the tokens fly out like projectile vomit. Engineers at these companies, who sit mere inches from the spigot, frequently bless us with thinkpieces that we too should be doing what they do, and it’s actually quite unfashionable not to do so. Of course none of this is so much engineering advice as it is financial advice.

But sure, “wHy dO pEoPle hATe Ai?”

[🦀dirk🦀 @dirkt68]

@i2cjak one of my finest bodges (missed a resistor)

[🦀dirk🦀 @dirkt68]

@i2cjak zephyr state machine framework is kinda goated, really cool to have a structured state machine built into the RTOS

[🦀dirk🦀 @dirkt68]

@i2cjak nordic dropped a MAC implementation using zephyr sockets btw, worked so nicely. as soon as i can get my hands on meshing its joever for lora/wan

[Gabriel @gbrl_dick]

imagine being on the last spirit airlines flight. i would turn the volume on my portable speaker all the way up. do not go gentle into that good night.

[i2cjak @i2cjak]

gay person: I'm gay

autistic person: I'm autistic

that gay and autistic friend you try to ignore: so it’s free software which is better than using slaveware like Altium but you have to build from source if you want it to be usable

[Mihir @__mihir]

Notice they fw him now after he got clout

[jlcjak @jlcjak]

EEs waiting for other people to solder their BGAs on prototypes cause "muh pitch too smol" are a disgrace to the profession. Phone techs do much harder on $1000 phones every day

[subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic]

4 field goals broken up by AI commercials

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

They got there and realized the quality of living sucks and despite no state income tax its actually more expensive to live in Florida and Texas

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

IMDB users are one of the dumbest groups on the entire internet, their ratings are based solely on plot momentum. All of them are so completely and utterly addicted to reveal-slop, their ratings are basically worth nothing. E7 was maybe the best of the show so far

[Lupercuck Fatale @Trans_Lykeia]

Gamers are cattle and their opinions are in most cases less than worthless.

[wi(l)d-screen bæddel @NINtendo_maya]

Ohhh i get it, they're going to use the ram shortages as the justification to push thin client computers onto consumers and make people dependent on cloud computing subscription services finally

[i2cjak @i2cjak]

the humble 100nF capacitor is our greatest invention

[skooks @skooookum]

> double-click .md file in Finder
> Xcode launches

[Rassa @rasasarra]

#Israel67

[ballfartmonkey (Death To The Empire) 💗🏳️‍🌈🎧⛧ @ballfartmonkey2]

-IsraelGPT 🇮🇱 please 🙏 generate me a music artist🎶 🎸that israelis 🧑🏻 will want to indulge in 😭👀

- BZZT BZZT 🤖 Your next artist 📝will be called... "Falling in Reverse" 🇮🇱

[🇬🇪 @kvaraprop]

he knows netanyahu is putting him on liveleak 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Algeria FC @Algeria_FC]

The ball talked and said free Palestine