Fat Albo PM (part time)

me but wen i was still fat & fun. just wana b on the today show with pyney :(

[Fat Albo PM (part time) @dirkthirsty]

My new leather boot and specsaver frame combo may not be enough to distract them now.

[Omnicentrist 💉 MicroChip🆔️1984 @Omnicentrist]

This is the great reset.

You will own nothing and be happy.

40% for now.

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

.@elonmusk, reinstate suspended scientists.

Below are two examples: one is the co-inventor of mRNA vaccine technology, and the other is the most cited cardiologist in the world.

[Erich Hartmann @erichhartmann]

A tale of two very different realities:

[Voice For Victoria @Voice4Victoria]

Seems Labor are, in some areas, choosing to entirely abandon having any MP names on the signboards & instead just mention a policy while using a random stock image family. Wild election strategy.

[Fat Albo PM (part time) @dirkthirsty]

@SebGorka I'm gonna go ahead and assume you meant 'barista'.

[Razor @hale_razor]

Biden sends 70 airplanes of immigrants to Florida: crickets

Florida sends 50 immigrants to Martha’s Vineyard: OMG HUMAN TRAFFICKING HUMANITARIAN CRISIS!!!

Martha’s Vineyard sends those 50 to a military base: brave hugs and tears

[Victoria Police @VictoriaPolice]

Last night was not the first time a Richmond supporter has been robbed in recent memory.

Police are investigating after $6,000 worth of Richmond football memorabilia was stolen from a Margot Street home in Chadstone.

[American Minx @AmericanMinx13]

@FistofEtiquette @OhSnapKMP

[Fat Albo PM (part time) @dirkthirsty]

@simmogoesracing Yeh but im gunna job share with Lydia thorpe so its okay.

[GB News @GBNEWS]

Police recruitment drive slows with only 214 officers hired in three months https://t.co/64C4mMcqRD

[The Hill @thehill]

An alliance between Republicans, Hungary threatens big taxes for US tech companies https://t.co/i6MPE2Ypas

[Fat Albo PM (part time) @dirkthirsty]

@9NewsMelb ;)

[Voice For Victoria @Voice4Victoria]

Wow nobody could possibly have seen this coming.

[Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis]

We have a fatherhood crisis in our nation.

Here in Florida, we are investing in programs to support fathers and families.

[Fat Albo PM (part time) @dirkthirsty]

I am just impressed that @tomsegura had time to complete a law degree given his busy work schedule. Very cool.

[Farron Cousins @farronbalanced]

Are they just doing this once a week to mess with us? Nobody (with a brain) wants this.

[Avi Yemini @OzraeliAvi]

Today @MatthewGuyMP promised to halve emissions by 2030 and to legislate the reduction target in his new climate policy.

Why would anyone vote the opposition in for Labor policies?

They may as well vote Dan back in.

And they will.

Victorian Libs are so useless.

[Mayra Flores @MayraFlores4TX]

George Soros has already donated over $125M to radical leftist ahead of the midterms.

While conservatives are focused on attacking each other, the real evil is laughing and joyful about our division.

[Fat Albo PM (part time) @dirkthirsty]

@i_alligator Promoted post as noone watches Fallon anymore?

[Fat Albo PM (part time) @dirkthirsty]

@KJC135 @9NewsMelb @msanto92 Especially given SA has a lot more to offer them right now....and they are taking it. But who can blame them?