Andrea Ellen

[Andrea Ellen @dirrrrrtydre]

Men make zero fucking sense. I'm done. #datingtapout

[Andrea Ellen @dirrrrrtydre]

#GetHard was the FUNNIEST shit I've seen in a long time! Mad props to @KevinHart4real @WillFerreI

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Why you should have a funeral for past relationships http://t.co/RVKLnLh1ls

[Andrea Ellen @dirrrrrtydre]

Perspective. #worldwaterday #threeavocadoscoffee #blessed https://t.co/4lSO5tHxeV

[Andrea Ellen @dirrrrrtydre]

You collect girlfriends, so I really don't see the problem with me collecting cats.

[Paige Hathaway @PaigeHathaway]

Totally Me! Haha🏃💦🚶🚶😂

[Andrea Ellen @dirrrrrtydre]

Just realized my license says I weigh 125 lbs. 😂

[Andrea Ellen @dirrrrrtydre]

If you have snapchat, don't talk to me. If your name is some shit like "hotboi69," definitely don't fucking talk to me.

[Andrea Ellen @dirrrrrtydre]

Urban Dictionary pretty much saves my life on the reg.

[Andrea Ellen @dirrrrrtydre]

Relationship Status: @ChipotleTweets

[Paige Hathaway @PaigeHathaway]

If they don't give you the same feeling you get when the pizza guy arrives, then they probably are not "the one."

[Andrea Ellen @dirrrrrtydre]

Umm... Did anyone else know there was still a "poke" option on Facebook? #weird

[Andrea Ellen @dirrrrrtydre]

Body language doesn't lie.

[Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll]

You have to appreciate your struggle, but more importantly, appreciate the people who stay by your side during your struggle.

[Andrea Ellen @dirrrrrtydre]

I don't make mistakes... I date them. #TrueLife #dating #singlelife

[Andrea Ellen @dirrrrrtydre]

If you don't like me but still watch everything that I do... Bitch, you're a fan. 😘 #stalkon

[Andrea Ellen @dirrrrrtydre]

@MATmini I think I can probably make that happen. #SquatsChallenge #asstograss #maxoutorgetout