vivienne ꩜

“whatever gwen stefani said about the tofu and cigarettes”

[evan @evangrizlon]

remember: even not writing is writing. never finishing anything is writing. letting your life slip through your hands is writing. dying without having ever loved is writing. getting hit by a self-driving car while looking at your phone on the sidewalk is writing

[Jonathan @Jonatha55220772]

Just a reminder that I watched my dad get baptized and you probably can’t say that so who’s really winning

[vivienne ꩜ @dirt_adjacent]

so like first and foremost? i’ve been tearing around in my fucking nightgown

[vivienne ꩜ @dirt_adjacent]

at home*

*club patio discussing the political and religious makeup of belarus with some fag who bummed a cig off me

[vivienne ꩜ @dirt_adjacent]

#likedandbookmarked

[vivienne ꩜ @dirt_adjacent]

any time i get to quote poetry from memory in context i gain one million xp and 3 health potions

[mayra rae 💐 @buneeriee]

this is how God must feel when he sees us scrolling on our phones

[vivienne ꩜ @dirt_adjacent]

laughable that i would ever be stressed out about my job, where i am on an email thread about just generally appreciating local turtles

[໊ @faewings]

꩜

[vivienne ꩜ @dirt_adjacent]

lit-rally nothing better than leaving an event or locale because i miss my dog and then i get to?? see my dog? a cool good life

[vivienne ꩜ @dirt_adjacent]

my dog is so popular at this one cafe that employees and regulars all know to address her by her secret nickname (jennifer)

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

They’re sending me over a waterfall later, for science they say

[vivienne ꩜ @dirt_adjacent]

got called a dyke in ulta beauty #happypridemonth

[vivienne ꩜ @dirt_adjacent]

cool notif from my very good and legitimate bank, where we both take my financial welfare seriously

[vivienne ꩜ @dirt_adjacent]

because of I Smile and Giggle

[vivienne ꩜ @dirt_adjacent]

i am so good at my job including all the times when i’m super unqualified and late and bad at it somehow

[vivienne ꩜ @dirt_adjacent]

go to bed without dinner??? what am i, a juvenile delinquent?

[hannah @dogfanhan]

an “April fools prank”?? Oh, you mean a Lie??? like the sin???