chris benoit blanc

[Dan Arrows @Dan_Arrows]

when my pregnant wife says she needs the car to buy groceries

[chris benoit blanc @dirtbagdickhead]

@microwave_user Only bad part is how he calls a “mural” and “murral”

[chris benoit blanc @dirtbagdickhead]

@tom_on_here Oh man, say what you will about Musk but his team really outdid themselves with this baby

[chris benoit blanc @dirtbagdickhead]

@MattWalshBlog

[chris benoit blanc @dirtbagdickhead]

@microwave_user

[chris benoit blanc @dirtbagdickhead]

@microwave_user 🤔🤔🤔

[chris benoit blanc @dirtbagdickhead]

straight from the Andrew Cuomo playbook. “I’m being silly :p” is the new “I’m allowed to rape because I’m Italian”

[chris benoit blanc @dirtbagdickhead]

@neonwario

[chris benoit blanc @dirtbagdickhead]

@microwave_user @frogmonkey420 Okay I feel like I’m responsible for the first 4 and John Darnielle is responsible for the fifth

[chris benoit blanc @dirtbagdickhead]

@CanadasHost the bat threat is incredible, such a powerful mind

[chris benoit blanc @dirtbagdickhead]

@microwave_user

[chris benoit blanc @dirtbagdickhead]

@CanadasHost She is so nasty for this one. Maybe even worse than eating sticks of butter.

[chris benoit blanc @dirtbagdickhead]

@murderxbryan Getting Chris and DB for episode one was such a great decision. I cried laughing on my commute this morning.

[chris benoit blanc @dirtbagdickhead]

@phil_so_silly 🎯

[chris benoit blanc @dirtbagdickhead]

@CanadasHost Of all the freaks you guys have collectively unearthed, Stephen cuts me the deepest. A genuinely disquieting guy

[chris benoit blanc @dirtbagdickhead]

@intellegint Jon Bois is universal. On my placement, I showed a group of 12 year olds the excerpt from “The Bob Emergency” about the long jump and they were totally riveted.

[chris benoit blanc @dirtbagdickhead]

@FoolishBB hittin that shit that made Barry’s head grow 3 sizes

[chris benoit blanc @dirtbagdickhead]

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