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I have Taco Tuesdays 6 days a week because of the nutrients. Tuesday is not one of them.

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Our next pandemic is going to originate in the homeless tent city streets of LA. What a nightmare. Good thing they continue to vote liberal

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Corey Feldman has like 27 songs I have never heard of. Life is as better back then

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@missalaniarose You can’t go wrong. Nothing is the best you’ve ever had, but nothing disappoints. Walk until the atmosphere looks fun, sit down, and enjoy.

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@missalaniarose Stay close to the Alamo. The cheap ones are further away and not worth the price drop

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@Arisatx12 Sure is

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@Arisatx12 Why are you trying to sleep at 8am?

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When you have a 3some with identical twins, you don’t need to change the condom right? Needs answers quickly, it’s about to go down. #etiquette

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No one can improve better than an angry black woman. She finds words that don’t even exist just to keep it going. She’s got a 20 min monologue of yelling with no prep. It’s impressive

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Bro is the new Dog. I said it

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Black holes are just spaceships traveling forward in time. I said what I said.

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God bless Afroman
#afroman #freedomofspeech #music

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I enjoy walks on the beach, birthday cake, and rain drops on a tin roof. Come at me!

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How come I have never seen a dinosaur dick? Also, don’t google lizard dick. #lizard #dinosaur

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@ScottyDLasVegas @broadwaybabyto I mean, the Republican platform is if Trump wants it, we want it. But yes l, that is definitely the platform these days.

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Down with fascism, but leave Iran alone
How dare you kill innocent citizens, but leave Iran alone
Women’s rights, but leave Iran alone
Trans rights, but leave Iran alone

Everything you think Trump is trying to take away from you (he isn’t), Iran will murder you for.

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There are up to 1 million Iranians living in the US. The Republican Party just gained the majority of their votes.

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You were upset when 2 protesters were killed by the government police. You should be outraged by the thousands killed by Iran government. Where is your outrage?

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Now’s the time for hypocrisy. If you are upset about ICE killing that protestor in her car, and also against the bombing of Iran? Then you are a hypocrite. Iran killed thousands of protesters. You should want their government out, just as you want trump out.

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@JustJenRX Ma’am, I think it was your husband that didn’t give a shit. He should have legalized or left

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Unsolicited advice. If you want to know the true world, get off social media and stop watching the “news”. Talk to people who are next to you. Introduce yourself to strangers, and walk the earth. It’s amazing and so are you
#earth #peace #love #sayhello