izard

squeaky voice, squeakier heart

[izard @dirtbutt5000]

Idk how girl swear skirts when they go out cuz every time I drink I wrestle people so I have to wear my singlet no matter what

[izard @dirtbutt5000]

Life after the loss of a sibling means that every good experience has a tiny twinge of sadness because it cannot be shared with the person that was designed to be at your side

[izard @dirtbutt5000]

Love island challlenge but it’s SAT prep

[izard @dirtbutt5000]

Bosnian, Scottish, and Mexican all in one day I love the World Cup

[izard @dirtbutt5000]

A sign from god

[jordan @JordanUhl]

If this was a blind ballot and you only saw a campaign's backers, which side would you pick?

But this isn't a hypothetical.

On the left are Xavier Becerra's backers.

Tom Steyer's endorsements on the right.

[izard @dirtbutt5000]

I think the fact that my nasal strips leave a bruise on the bridge of my nose is quite chic actually

[Grace @gracecamille_]

I give people a lotttt of grace for how they behave after a loss… when my best friend passed i spent 8 months being horribly cruel to everyone who cared for me and listening to almost exclusively Tame Impala deep house mixes through which i thought he was speaking to me

[holy brat @sidefeta]

My butt looks really cute today. But please know that I have an amazing mind as well

[izard @dirtbutt5000]

reallyyyyy angry at work today so must have something to do with the stars

[Daniel McAdams @DanielLMcAdams]

This is what a holocaust looks like.

[chad @chasedbywasps]

my dream is to say something amazing and everyone smiles

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

when your worst fears actually come true so now you’re finally free

[izard @dirtbutt5000]

the way that a model with boobies can get me to buy things, I am no better than a man

[izard @dirtbutt5000]

wearing standing pants to a sitting party so please pray for me

[izard @dirtbutt5000]

the real housewives of Rhode Island are my family

[izard @dirtbutt5000]

At this point in my life do I say yes to the 25 year old that wants to wife me down I’m confused

[izard @dirtbutt5000]

had to scream at one of my regulars tonight buuuuuuuut a different regular cried while he told me how much he appreciated me

[izard @dirtbutt5000]

I like when big dumb boys say the right thing sometimes :)

[Stanley Graps @StanleyGraps]

"Ready for a transgender wrestler?"

John Cena gets asked if WWE is ready for a transgender wrestler.