Liz

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish?

[Liz @dirtdessert]

For sale: Barbie shoes, never chewed

[Liz @dirtdessert]

Because she made Little Women (2019) and now she’s made Barbie (2023) ?? Barbie being a little plastic woman ??? I am wasted on you people I swear

[Liz @dirtdessert]

That Greta Gerwig sure likes making movies about little women haha

[Liz @dirtdessert]

@spooky_hun Sending you heaps of love ❤️ x

[Liz @dirtdessert]

@spooky_hun Darwin’s Madalena’s 😭

[Liz @dirtdessert]

@babyscino Well well well

[r.terenzi @rozaterenzi]

we wish u a merry Xmas

[Liz @dirtdessert]

@hingo I think Pepsi fell out of favour in Asia after this incident in the 90s https://t.co/8jNVJUFDPH

[Liz @dirtdessert]

🎶The Hiiiiiinge is aliiiiive with boys returning from MelBOOOuuurne🎶

[Liz @dirtdessert]

I must have fucked up pretty bad to be reincarnated as a straight woman

[Liz @dirtdessert]

@spooky_hun Dua Lipa at Benny’s

[Liz @dirtdessert]

@babyscino Join the queue sweaty

[Liz @dirtdessert]

Finding it so funny that Dua Lipa is in Perth, I can’t fathom that this city exists in her universe. Imagine her going for a stroll through Forrest Chase and popping into Myer for some seamless undies and a spritz of Miss Dior I am screamin

[Liz @dirtdessert]

Election campaign aimed at young moderates:⚠️Time to Be Teal⚠️

𝙎𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙢𝙮 𝘿𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙖𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙚

[Liz @dirtdessert]

If I have kids and they don’t like tuna and rice then honestly I’m fucked

[Liz @dirtdessert]

Add lobotomies to Medicare @healthgovau

[Liz @dirtdessert]

Dreamt I was seeing the King of England last night and he broke it off cos he was “going through some stuff” (mum just died, ascended throne etc)

[Liz @dirtdessert]

*Me when my local cheap jewellery franchise closes down* “Hasta Lovisa, baby”

[Liz @dirtdessert]

BEGGING the @Tampax account to post a tribute to our new King 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[Liz @dirtdessert]

As a fellow IBS girly I always respected Queen Liz for talking about her annus horribilus on national TV