Kelsey Long

I love everything to do with food and cooking! New adventure in progress 😎🧕🏻👮🏼‍♀️ InshAllah

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Tula. She’s been protecting the penguins of Middle Island in southwest Victoria for the last 8 years. Increasing their population from less than 10, to over 100. This week she retired, but not before helping train a new class of penguin protectors. 15/10 thank you, Tula

[Kelsey Long @dirteater1811]

So accurate

[Kelsey Long @dirteater1811]

@Natatha855 @officerdaddo @drknstormynite @ShenanigansFL It depends on the vehicle, the trucks I’ve driven haven’t had a cage and I don’t want them behind me. But they’re always cuffed behind the back, seat belted in, n my computer set up is in between. Not ideal but you work with what you’ve got. Also I can see them better next to me.

[Kelsey Long @dirteater1811]

PSA if you see me flip a U turn right after you pass, 9/10 it’s bc I took a wrong turn on my way to a call so please don’t slam on your brakes, it’ll all be okay. #rookie #imalwaysslightlylost

[Kelsey Long @dirteater1811]

@AdventureEdit @FalconGuides @GlobePequot You said nothing about bears... but I’ll come along anyway and we’ll cook out 😎

[Kelsey Long @dirteater1811]

@thoughtsofcop Mine reactivated from holding in a sneeze (while driving down a highway) my eye teared up a little and bam. Had to pull over and wait 20mins

[Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe]

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.. I purchased one measly item.

[Back The Blue @ChicagoPD19]

Wow! This Female officer has a great voice!

I love Mariachi!

#RT with your #Opinion

#Follow @ChicagoPD19 ⬅️🚨 #ifb

#WeAreHumans #WeCare #PositivePoliceInteractions #PositivePoliceInteraction #Music #mariachi

[Kelsey Long @dirteater1811]

🤣🤣 his eyes!

[Mia @Mia_Ria]

12: Can you have snacks in your patrol car?

Me: Yeah...that's why I took the job.

[Back The Blue @ChicagoPD19]

My condolences to the family and friends of Correctional Administrators #DebraJohnson #EOW 08Aug2019

#FallenHero #NeverForgotten #BlueLivesMatter #AllLivesMatter #AllGaveSomeAndSomeGaveAll #ServeAndProtect #StopKillingUs #EnoughIsEnough

[OMG it's Nate @Rollin2quarters]

Jiu Jitsu saved this women's life.

[Kelsey Long @dirteater1811]

@bigricanman Denouncing terrorism is the easiest part of my everyday. I will uphold the constitution till the day I die.

[Kelsey Long @dirteater1811]

@aakmp1997 Oof 🤣🤣

[Kelsey Long @dirteater1811]

I’ll say it again: it’s better to know who doesn’t like you up front instead of gracing those people with your awesomeness only to find out later. Why do you think I don’t speak to the majority of my family. I have more important things going on #psa #truthhurts #ifyouletit

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

me: [rolls down window] what seems to be the problem officer

cop: get the fuck out of my car

[Kelsey Long @dirteater1811]

@aakmp1997 Common sense is seldom common 🤣

[Kelsey Long @dirteater1811]

@PlasmaSpeedo things to look forward too 🤣💀

[This Morning @thismorning]

The kids drawing fails you’ve been sending in are quite possibly the funniest things we've ever seen!

If you love having fun with us on the show, we’d love your vote at this year’s TV Choice Awards 👉 https://t.co/9Rmpcgaf9I