boywife

big nasty/25

[boywife @dirteating]

in north carolina staying across from a mcdonalds exxon combo gas station. beautiful day to be a carolinian

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: The Republican Party appears to be at serious risk of losing a Senate seat in South Carolina that was previously held by Lindsey Graham

[boywife @dirteating]

Paying $130 for the worst picture quality of my life holy FUCK i love the NBA

[boywife @dirteating]

NBA has officially cucked me into league pass

[boywife @dirteating]

sometimes all u got is 2 extra cheesy lunchables pizzas and that will make everything a little more okay

[boywife @dirteating]

not shaky knees reheating gov ball 2019’s nachos

[boywife @dirteating]

i have maternal feelings for the small automated ball collector at top golf

[boywife @dirteating]

just saw someone unironically refer to cis women as “cyst women”

[boywife @dirteating]

@DisneyChannelHQ reheated brockhampton’s nachos

[boywife @dirteating]

any day now baby

[boywife @dirteating]

y’all keep baiting me that mitch mcconnell died don’t play i need the crabs on display

[boywife @dirteating]

true to this not new to this

[boywife @dirteating]

lindsey graham die challenge

[boywife @dirteating]

@bergenskbikkje google and reddit are beautiful tools for the curious mind

[boywife @dirteating]

lindsay grahams death resulted in me having to explain the term “painting trade” to my straight coworkers at 8am

[boywife @dirteating]

she larry on my david till i curb her enthusiasm

[boywife @dirteating]

she knoxville on my johnny till im a jackass

[boywife @dirteating]

jerami grant has been traded by the portland trailblazers

[julia @eathedocument]

wearing shorts with unshaved legs

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[boywife @dirteating]

first day of my new job tonight :)

[boywife @dirteating]

this is the live at your moms house at 25 challenge

[kat @seafairyservant]

October challenge
-Porn daily
-Alcohol daily
-No exercising
-3-5 hours of sleep a night
-12+ hours screentime
-Don’t go to work/skip all classes
-If in school GPA must stay below 2.0
-All meals must be microwaveable or DoorDashed