boywife

big nasty/25

[boywife @dirteating]

marijuana is slowly rotting my brain and you all get free front row tickets enjoy

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[boywife @dirteating]

first day of my new job tonight :)

[boywife @dirteating]

this is the live at your moms house at 25 challenge

[kat @seafairyservant]

October challenge
-Porn daily
-Alcohol daily
-No exercising
-3-5 hours of sleep a night
-12+ hours screentime
-Don’t go to work/skip all classes
-If in school GPA must stay below 2.0
-All meals must be microwaveable or DoorDashed

[boywife @dirteating]

posts like this unironically changed my eating habits a ton in the last 2 years

[boywife @dirteating]

“is it stevia or indica?”

[ToeKnife @sol_or_system]

im getting a masters in digging in my butt and a minor in sniffing it

[boywife @dirteating]

as my last act in portland i have become the person standing outside of plaid pantry drunk and waiting for my ride

[boywife @dirteating]

@r0cker_f00 rt

[boywife @dirteating]

walking back into the moda center after my midshift smoke break

[boywife @dirteating]

frog with a leech by pondathan davis

[boywife @dirteating]

i have an aura that attracts the unemployed, addicts, and queer people who are scared to call themselves a f4g

[boywife @dirteating]

my conservative aunt calling my squishmallow a squish-marshal

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[boywife @dirteating]

@pyrameadhead he went on a anti vax rant to start his show in portland

[cary @brokebackstan]

gm chat

[boywife @dirteating]

@deerbmi none of these words are in the bible

[boywife @dirteating]

shoutout to every person i know being unbelievably sick right now we all down bad together 💯💯💯

[boywife @dirteating]

SAQUON IKDR