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i'm doomed

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I’ve been super into puppies lately

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Living by yourself is sooo fun because I hear a noise and I’m like that’s The Killer I accidentally invited over

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@bigstinkydad Say I’m acting hoe-ish I can’t take you no where

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My mom is mad at me at the Cheesecake Factory because I said “all my friends are sluts” and she said it was inappropriate to make that comment at the Cheesecake Factory

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The painting Jules did of rue is just straight garbage bruh if I ever die and one of you bitches paints me like that just go ahead and toss it

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Woke up from the most fabulous nap if I see you in public tonight I’m touching you inappropriately

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Just saw a gay person driving a Subaru while playing the ukulele #LesbianWeekOfVisibility

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I’m addicted to those astronauts in space right now

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One time dog the bounty hunter called me beautiful

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Every time I make a bad decision I’m just like baby that’s the road less traveled…and that has made all the difference boots

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Sometimes your ex boyfriend will go to your fabulous restaurant job and you just gotta comp his whole meal

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Just bought the most beautiful vintage jeans & then a gorgeous woman on the street called me cute what the hell life is perfect

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I just be saying stuff tbh

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Punch monkey is a trap set up by Big Primates to have us consume more monkey, gorilla, ape, chimp, etc content

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Turned on auto caps because I’m 26 and something had to change

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i have cried twice today because of how amazing and talented alysa liu is and it’s 1:30 pm

[Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chilledspectre]

in my ideal society my neighbors would be the aqua teen hunger force & three 6 mafia

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@kimitakesan that was me sorry

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all i have in this life is really great hair and you can’t take that away from me

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i’ve learned that the point of life really is eating at chic restaurants, drinking fabulous wine, smoking trashy cigarettes, and laughing with beautiful women