JOHN W. BootH

[DS | Wild Bloom 🌿 @DSWildBloom86]

I would have jumped sooner. Bro was like, "It's a bridge." No, it goes down, dude. Jump!! Can it get any funnier, you guys?

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

🤣Forrest Gump becomes a Somali pirate.

H/T: Beyond The Imaginary

[🅶🅾🆁🅺 @Raclure03]

Une des meilleures vidéos que j'ai vu sur internet 🥹🤩🤩🤩🥰

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

GOOD MORNING

IT’S A GREAT DAY TO REMEMBER THAT PARAGUAY HAS ZERO SEC CHAMPIONSHIPS

IT’S NOT FOOTBALL IT’S SOCCER

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[MJTruthUltra @MJTruthUltra]

Howard Lutnick:

“Somehow the United States became an IMPORTER of seafood. How crazy is that?— And in the end we are going to eat fish caught by us— what a shock!”

President Trump opened 500,000 square miles that Obama made sure only foreign nations can fish in… not anymore.

Thank you President Trump!

https://t.co/KG1RDyPA65

[Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01]

Bernie Sanders and AOC haven't created a single millionaire.

Elon just created 4,400 millionaires.

Socialism vs. Capitalism

[🏛 🌹PeriklestheGREAT 🌹 🏛 "Vox Populi, Vox Dei" @PeriklesGREAT]

Spencer Pratt had his election stolen.

18,000 of his votes were rejected for "signature issues" but he lost by 3000.

This must be investigated & overturned.....

[Clemente @Chilearmy123]

If The Big Short was made in 2026

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

Roughly 15 million extra people voted for the first time in 2020 and then decided to stop voting after 2020.

What a coincidence.

We need a real investigation into the stolen 2020 election as well as the coverup.

[Serf @TheRoyalSerf]

What would happen if blacks were gone

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

If a pregnant monkey murdered her own child scientists would study that monkey.

If a male monkey cut off his pecker and pretended to be a female monkey, scientists would study that monkey.

If some monkeys refused to go get their own bananas and just expected free bananas from other monkeys, scientists would study that monkey.

But when humans do it, we just call them Democrats.

[Alex Rosen @iFightForKids]

this is real

[Christian Collins @CollinsforTX]

1 in 3 California community college applicants are fake.

That's why House Republicans passed the "No Aid for Ghost Students Act" to stop scammers and prevent fraud.

172 Democrats voted against it.

Every taxpayer should ask why.

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

A school in California just hosted a “black only” graduation.

I thought segregation was bad?

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Shaun 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 @shaunvlog_]

Look at the size of that cement mixer 😮‍💨🇺🇸

[Laura Ingraham @IngrahamAngle]

Everything he does proves that Trump was right to oppose him.  He really believes he had a right to that seat, even though he loathes Trump and his supporters.

Cornyn predicts post-midterms will be ‘most miserable two years’ of Trump’s life https://t.co/LDzCmk81DF

[PNWGUERRILLA @pnwguerrilla]

Matt Walsh has some W’s here and there.

[Megyn Kelly @megynkelly]

This is one of the most inhumane things I’ve ever seen. Pure EVIL

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

On what planet is this an attack on Republicans?

We have majority support for the bill.

In this rare circumstance, we should put it on the floor and keep debating it until it passes.

That’s not an attack on Republicans.

That’s a plan of attack against voter fraud.