Dirty Dan

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[Dirty Dan @dirty_danxx]

Michael stuck talking to my mother at 10:30 pm

[Dirty Dan @dirty_danxx]

Your girlfriends are so important to your mental health

Thanks for coming to me Ted talk

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@livethruliv A golden retriever please

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I need a dog and I need one NOW

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Big day of smash or pass on the Father’s Day insta stories

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I want to go to a feast

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Never would I ever post the smoke

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I’ll never not live with Syd bc who else is going to tell me “good night mi lord” every single night?

[Sydvichyssoise @SJxo17]

Tik Tok Top 3 Friends This Week: 1.)@emilycblz 2.) @dirty_danxx 3.) @manfaaa1

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@manfaaa1 @SJxo17 @emilycblz Woah, I’m honored. Are we bringing this back like too 8??

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I wish I could track everyone

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“You either gamble or you’re gay”

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When I’m on the treadmill I only listen to Ice Cream paint Job on repeat

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I strongly dislike people who wear perfume to the gym

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I wanna go to the billabong surf house

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Tomorrow my nephews have “@Phillies” day at school. That’s how Philly Philly is

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My only weaknesses are Publix cake and men in sport coats

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i LOVE chicken caesar salad wraps

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Rodeos make me want to rip cigs