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DON'T LOOK; DON'T LOOK; THE SHADOWS BREATHE...WHISPERING ME AWAY FROM YOU. INFJ-A. Opinions are my own. Pronouns: Xe/Xer

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Your idea of who I am has never informed my concept of who I am. And it never will.

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You probably don’t care, but I would like to inform the world in general that the Informa sendmyad portal is a steaming pile of hot garbage.

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Everyone’s water discipline is terrible.

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Just saw Dune. He really is the Kwisatz Haderach.

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To annoyed to sleep.

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This week is absolutely trying to break my spirit.

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A friend: So are you ok?
ME:

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Ugh, me waking up to 11 emails, 4slacks, and 2 text messages the day after a 3 day weekend.

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Who knew snow would be the Cybertruck’s Kryptonite? This stack of polygons is maybe not the best design.

https://t.co/buZOrQzAUo

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@KsKM3 hugs to both of us! SERENITY NOW

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Just losing my mind a teensy bit with all these last minute requests, but that’s the way it always goes the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

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Can you accept my invitation so that I can get 6 free gifts. Just an easy tap to help me?
https://t.co/T2sN4MkoNL

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Snek has been found and returned to her habitat!

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Yes, I am the idiot who decided to show the snake the xmas tree. Good job. Now snake has disappeared into the tree. I’ve taken all the ornaments out of the tree and still no snek. Oops.

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@r0ughedged

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I was stung in the neck by a bee last night. Then we had a fire and grilled and listened to records outside.

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It’s the one time of the year where we clean the dead scorpions out of the light fixtures and change all the dead bulbs. Texas Festive.

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Yippie-kai-yay, motherf*ckers! It’s not Xmas until Hans Gruber falls off of Nakatomi Plaza

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There is no XMAS only YULE

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I am chasing those solid blocks of deep sleep. Whooooo. Bring me to my kingdom. Thank you edibles. Thank you.

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2023 has seen some shit.