Fredkrueger

[greg @greg16676935420]

Wow I had no idea they made blue Cybertrucks, that’s pretty awesome

[ur mom @doctorbirrion]

Trump right now:

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@JamsyCramsalot1

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Was it mandatory to record and post every song at the drake concert last night?

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Uber driver just said causally said he “dabbles with a select few opioids on the weekends” and calls himself a vigilante in the town of Barnstable

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@WillClarkson1 Dude what

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Waiting 20 seconds and jacking up a bullshit three before the buzzer is the dumbest shit ever

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“My dad is so hip with abortions”

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This chick is wearing airpods at the table with her family. About to give her a flying elbow

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“Kiara from outer banks girlfriend looks like my butthole” -Lucas

[johnnydramasburner @WillClarkson1]

The guy behind the counter at a vape store

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I mean.

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Whoever invented the “skip intro” button on Netflix deserves the handjob from the Guinness book of world records

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If I don’t get as drunk as Andy Cohen was on live tv last NYE ill be pissed

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Wow. Glass Onion was like really fucking bad

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Ordering a special entree from a restaurant is for elderly people. No shot I’m ordering scallops from iraq over a medium rare burger

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When is it my turn to post my 8 picture instagram post

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Cigs?

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Drunk.