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my digital diary 𓆑

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

App idea: Shazam but for the sound my car is making.

[bug girl! @medusasgemss]

some of y’all have never heard frogs and crickets outside at night and felt your nervous system unclench itself and it shows

[Lilian @Lly_wl]

how do these girls wake up every day and meditate and do lymphatic drainage and do their skincare routine and workout and make their matcha and work then go meet up w friends and fuck their boyfriend how

[dev ☻︎ @dirtybassbean]

got searched @ the ER & they opened my bag and were very surprised to see my teddy bear right when they opened it lmaooooo

leave me & my son alone ok

[dev ☻︎ @dirtybassbean]

in bed watching SpongeBob, wyd?

[dev ☻︎ @dirtybassbean]

yesterday we took shelter in the basement of my job. today I chipped my tooth. I wonder what tomorrow will bring!

[dev ☻︎ @dirtybassbean]

I was paying $50 for a basic health & dental insurance plan last year

this year I’m paying $130 for the same exact plan

nice.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

cleansing my energy

[dev ☻︎ @dirtybassbean]

and i do 🤍

[n @jesusmokedganj]

I would wish that on my worst enemy actually

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

The dog in me wants to eat chocolate and die

[split peabrain soup @capykater]

littering the world with strands of my hair

[dev ☻︎ @dirtybassbean]

i got a sleeper sofa on fb marketplace for 250 - it’s originally 1k and most are going for 600-800 online AND it’s in amazing condition

what a fuckin WIN

[dev ☻︎ @dirtybassbean]

i am demonic. my tits are iconic. my cough is chronic. that’s all

[dev ☻︎ @dirtybassbean]

He surprised me with a morning zoo trip as well before we headed home and i am kicking my feet and cheesing ear to ear

[dev ☻︎ @dirtybassbean]

My man booked a 2 night stay at The Omni in downtown Atl & is taking me to the aquarium for my birthday and 3yr soberversary and I feel so seen 🥹

[dev ☻︎ @dirtybassbean]

I’m turning 28 in 28 days…….. FUCK

[dev ☻︎ @dirtybassbean]

I see 911 every single day and have for well over a year….. can someone explain why

[killjoy 🐇 @pvnkpilled]

“everyone gets a plate before you can have seconds” but for housing