Don “Dirty Bird” Jackson

Don’s the name, smoking marlboro reds is the game. Current relationship status: Cranking my shit silly style

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Olivia Dean album really elite

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She Count on my Crow until I Mr. Jones #bar #Obamacare

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@JohnnySplifffss I’ll allow it, but it doesn’t matter anyway because we had to bail French out in WWII

[Don “Dirty Bird” Jackson @dirtybird_don]

Naming your son Guy or Buddy is absolutely one of the dumbest moves of all time. Like oh yeah we’ll put in all the effort and time to have and raise a child but I’ll just always address him like I’m addressing someone I just met at the bar

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@BengalYouTube Zac Stacy. Bad dude. Like actually a bad guy, what a piece of shit.

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A beer inside the Sistine Chapel during a conclave is probably a top-3 beer ever

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Got the Horsle in 4 today. Was a tough one, but glad I was able to figure it out. Now back to my Corona®️ Extra. #cerveza #horsle

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Taking a shit but the extended director’s cut version (staying on the bowl so long my legs fell asleep)

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Every time I poop I feel like the Man in the Arena #MovinThoseBowelsLikeItsMyJob

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Impressive year for white folks in sports. Cooper Flagg, Cooper Dejean, and Lil’Jordan Humphrey, just to name a few. Definitely eating their wheaties.

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Splitting the c on the 2013-14 UCLA basketball Pac-12 tournament champions pint glass. Also a squad that made the Sweet 16, Zach Lavine led. I know what I’m about. #GoBruins

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People say “toMAYto, toMAHto”, but has anyone ever actually said toMAHto? Because there’s no way Epstein killed himself

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Sigh… dinner alone. Again. All by my lonesome at the restaurant tonight. When will my prince come? #MrLonely

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The Beatles formed in 1960. Mao Zedong’s Great Leap Forward was from 1958-1962. Makes me think the Beatles could have used their time in more productive ways, like preventing 15 millions deaths in China rather than releasing some silly tunes.

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Watching these football games while also bricked up. Not sure if the two are correlated. Will continue to explore this.

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I’ve got a weapon you can definitely grab Kamala