zelda

not to suck my own dick or anything but I’m dope

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[zelda @dirtyearthchild]

Ordered a tofu @freshii bowl for lunch at work and it’s filled with shredded chicken…🙃🥲

[zelda @dirtyearthchild]

Hey @FedExCanada tell your employees to stop stealing packages

[zelda @dirtyearthchild]

Physically cringe anytime I see a package getting shipped with @FedEx knowing ill likely never see that package. This latest shipment is no different…

[zelda @dirtyearthchild]

@FedExHelp it says that you guys attempted deliver and left a notice but there wasn’t one at my door nor in my mail box

[zelda @dirtyearthchild]

Uhhhm @FashionNova wtfff?!?!

[zelda @dirtyearthchild]

Hey @StarbucksCanada what the eff is this?

[zelda @dirtyearthchild]

Again why is she here? Instead of benefiting her team she jumps in the water like a damn dead fish #LilBridgeTroll #TheChallenge37

[zelda @dirtyearthchild]

Who tf keeps letting Nany come back season after season? She contributes nothing #LilBridgeTroll #TheChallenge37

[curry queen @loookatmeimkiad]

i should be topless on a boat rn

[SZA @sza]

As a hugger not hugging anybody for months .. really has me on edge . 🥴 elbow shit be so boney🥺

[zelda @dirtyearthchild]

2020 has made me realize I cry a lot

[Michael Myers @RealMMyers78]

Don’t disrespect me like this.

[Bella Patel @bella_patella]

If we're gonna elect another celebrity can it at least be Ashton Kutcher or something like he's done more to help people than all the candidates combined and he's hot

[aH @northsideah_]

That USD to CAD conversion rate don’t sit right with me

[. @SuiNeltwork]

goofy is running for president

[sabrina. @sabs0ul]

i’m bored. anyone wanna get married