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@JeckyDN Same thing happened to me when I tried 😂

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

This is why I drive a Toyota.

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The sunny episode when they break into a house is peak comedy.

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If I took a drink (I did) for every time Jason Derulo said his name in concert I’d take 8 drinks. It isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened more then once.

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Doesn’t do shit.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Today I signed an Executive Order to protect the reproductive rights of women in the aftermath of the Supreme Court's extreme decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.

It formalizes the actions I announced right after the decision and will add new measures to protect women's health.

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@DeejayCombs Depends on if I like my land lord and plan to live on a place for awhile

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Texas can turn literally anything into a line dance

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@PFTompkins Pickles and ranch

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My friends are finally coming around to rumplemintz and I’m very proud

[maeve ⋆ @shutupmaeve]

THIS LINEUP IS INSANE

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7/11 was mid until I found out they stocked Pedialyte in the coolers

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Santa is it too late to ask for a phone case? I somehow lost mine last night.

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@AlecLongtin Because it’s a federal holiday I don’t see a problem. Should it be a holiday though? Debatable.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Fact, this buffoon looks down when she sees me at the Capitol, this whole story is made up. Sad she thinks bigotry gets her clout.

Anti-Muslim bigotry isn’t funny & shouldn’t be normalized. Congress can’t be a place where hateful and dangerous Muslims tropes get no condemnation.

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@c_cummings2 Yee

[justin jacoby smith @hoosteen]

just for fun i threw in defense spending

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@JeckyDN

[Simply AJ aka Tom Bombadil @SimplyAJ144]

I CANNOT BREATHE 😂😂😂