Green Eggs and Spam

Go read a book, you illiterate son of a bitch - and step up your vocab

I'm here for sports, and to shit on the retarded - if you clicked on my profile, well..

[Green Eggs and Spam @dirtygreeber]

I loathe AI and we’re all going to be dead in the next ten years…but if we could just PLEASE @Google keep it at for what i need to “search quickly” as a 40 year old man living in his moms garage during a bad time…like shitttttt like thisssss only pleaseeee - fuck you Sam Altman

[Green Eggs and Spam @dirtygreeber]

@BuiltbyRoyalty @GregCity @PizzaSt77184416 @FOS should just have a dedicated Acela car haha that’s what most players have done - train it - Reddick drove like a crazy person lmao

[Green Eggs and Spam @dirtygreeber]

@GregCity @PizzaSt77184416 @BuiltbyRoyalty @FOS he showed his hand - and it took time cuz the knicks won it all…

he wanted to go there and thought he couldn’t cuz “ppl” would talk shit. but he wanted the glitz of NY and to bring them a ring and play there but had to pivot cuz he’s worried what people think lmao

[Green Eggs and Spam @dirtygreeber]

@SirLouisIII3 @FOS you really want fanatics working on it? lmao

[Green Eggs and Spam @dirtygreeber]

Let’s hope Fanatics didn’t do Quality Control on the chopper

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

The helicopter LeBron James is using to commute from Philadelphia to NYC has made a dozen roundtrips between the two cities in the past week.

James is flying in a Fanatics helicopter, which he has access to in his deal with the company, a spokesperson for him confirmed to FOS.

[Green Eggs and Spam @dirtygreeber]

@rodger let’s hope Fanatics didn’t do QC on the chopper

[Green Eggs and Spam @dirtygreeber]

so close to a massive day but i’ll take it always #Gambling𝕏

[🍁 @ThomasWrrld]

winner gets custody of DJ Chark

[Green Eggs and Spam @dirtygreeber]

@chillock @NarniaNitro @BaseballBros yea, I am regularly and it smells better than the combo of “pig shit and fat sweaty girls on a NashVegas bachelorette” that is all of Tenn

thanks for the follow - closing the divide one friend at a time 😊

[Green Eggs and Spam @dirtygreeber]

@milehighmatty @SliderHouse_Guy @MikeGarafolo @mattbarrows because the venn diagram of

“lives in florida/roots for the niners and talks shit/takes pictures in a casino elevator”

is a circle

[Green Eggs and Spam @dirtygreeber]

@GregaDavid @XTweeter_here @NoLimitGains well he’s an Ohio State football fan living Michigan rooting for Sparty and saved by Christ…

so yea he’s a retarded boomer sitting on his Reagan era couch in a try level he paid 90k for at 10% and hasn’t paid off

but cheers to that willpower as he drinks his Maxwell house

[Green Eggs and Spam @dirtygreeber]

@XTweeter_here @NoLimitGains instead of making your own coffee - kill yourself - that saves a ton too

[Green Eggs and Spam @dirtygreeber]

Hey @DKSports how much did you pay the Tk-butt fuck each other Bros to rise that boost?

Class action coming

[Speaker @HoosierSpeaker]

Modern day Nostradamus

[Green Eggs and Spam @dirtygreeber]

@chillock @NarniaNitro @BaseballBros heroin is doing a hell of a job then running the 10th biggest city in America

[Green Eggs and Spam @dirtygreeber]

@NarniaNitro @BaseballBros came to say the same thing - i haven’t seen that he was “forced” - he’s a Ms lifer - he’s saying thanks and goodbye..

[Green Eggs and Spam @dirtygreeber]

@jdmann @Brett_Hazel @SSBehavior lmao as he shits on one - dude's bitter he's never been invited

[Green Eggs and Spam @dirtygreeber]

@Brett_Hazel @SSBehavior and you shouldn't have a checkmark, or shit on an amazing fucking turnaround, but people do what they're gonna do..

even the dodgers pop bottles when you clinch...the grind that it takes to get there is celebrated

[Green Eggs and Spam @dirtygreeber]

@SSBehavior interpreter for a Japanese baseball player is one of the dopest "random" jobs, you like just shadow a pro athlete the entire time and answer some BS questions haha

well, until the player pins his gambling habit on you, but that's not the case here

[Green Eggs and Spam @dirtygreeber]

@PowerTripBets @ZachHalverson lol here years later as Im cursing thru the country - needs a little updating..

but man, couldn't be happier these past 4 years as a Virginian...Bastian of Freedom

[Green Eggs and Spam @dirtygreeber]

@Masterflip_ The players union gotta be loving this shit right before a lockout … centered on owners wanting a salary cap … because they hate paying so much to one or a few players and it going south…

Max Scherzer union rep watching that shit: