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hand cream enthusiast // @namastesaya

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‘Boys’ by Charli XCX but instead of her singing ‘boys’ it’s Brad Leone from @bonappetit saying ‘Delany’ menacingly @alex_delany

https://t.co/dLlql0R7Hs

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I log in after 6 months and tell me why a tweet from 2012 is blowing up

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HAAAAAHAAHhahahahahaha #auspol

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HA HA HA my electorate is currently between Labor vs Greens and the LNP has been left in the dust it’s a GOOoOoOOOOOd day #AusVotes2025

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LOOOOOOOVVEE seeing the men from the touch football side join the NRL mens for the Indigenous war cry #NRLAllStars

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Hearing ‘Heat’ by @SGLewis_ and @ToveLo on my TV during the Australian Open healed a part of me

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Whoever designed these fuckass ‘electronically monitored’ stickers and made them fucking impossible to remove the residue from ur mom’s a hoe

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Idk why people are being so critical of Sinner’s mid match shakes like his coach said he’s been sick and that he slept until the last second.. mans probably hasn’t eaten properly or warmed up ofc he’s gonna have the shakes??

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My favourite thing about the #AusOpen is seeing the patriotic green and gold clad group in the crowd supporting the Aussie players regardless of rank and I think it’s beautiful

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Hello from the other side

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Guess who’s jealous of Adele

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I found that @spotify don’t have Patron Tequila by Paradiso Girls or Falling Down by Space Cowboy by @AppleMusic do so……

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I want effervescent puss in my obituary

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I’m off tik tok for 3 business days only to find out DMF has gone viral???

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I finish work at 7 in the same suburb @themaine concert is on and if they reply I’m gonna buy last minute tickets and go to the concert

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I need these bitchez doing restock videos on tik tok to pull up their fuckin sleeves girl your hands have so much more potential to grab things if it wasn’t limited to just your fingers!!!!

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Broncos I am begging you please don’t embarrass us we were RooTiNg for YOu!!!

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Canada vs the world has been the funniest season I’m genuinely cackling at the confessionals

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lmao the look of ‘not this shit again’ from Payne Haas whenever a biff happens #origin

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Omg just play some footy ffs #origin

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Seeing Dane Gagai back in maroon makes everything right in my world #origin