jacob

I’m just kinda here sometimes

[trap dad @dude_gang]

got a penalty for roughing the pussy

[bubberton @terbbub]

Putting up 80 points in fantasy this week, haven’t touched a female in 2 years, and I have to go to work tomorrow

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“Women don't notice you're unhappy until your unhappiness starts to affect them.”

[Jordan Chain @_pblanknews]

Shawn Ryan has earned my respect saying this

[Buckaroo 🕯✊🏻 @buckthebigguy77]

Breaking: Texas mexican americans are protesting the indian invasion of Texas by having a carne asada made from the cows indians worshipped outside of a local hindu temple.

[Tartar Sauce @WeberGirl765]

The Lindsay Clancy trial should serve as proof to never elect a female president

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Tuesday cocksuckers………Nothing but Heart and balls today!!!!

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Honestly it’s so cool to see him take after his Dad.

[Charles 🍉 @cargilethmighty]

Some songs are really good and some songs just fuck. This song fucks.

[Sophie Cunningham @sophaller]

so how do we save our farm land and stop all these dumb data centers?

[KOJO chopMONEY 🦅 @Chopmonie_1]

Go to a divorce court once. Just sit there and observe.

Not a single woman is asking for her love back. They're asking for money.

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

Women after choosing to get into a relationship with the most abusive mentally unstable guy they’ve ever seen because he’s over 6 foot

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

The black pedophile has better morals than 99% of black people

[MoshiMoshiMoan @MoshiMoshiMoan]

"Sheeeeeeit u expect me to parent em? I aint got time for dat. Dis ur fault, dis white pipo fault"
*smoke alarm chirps in background

[Durag Rebel @DuragRebel]

Me liking every “Karmelo Anthony is guilty” tweet

[Winston 'Hercules' Boyne @HerculesBoyne]

Retards will genuinely call you a racist for not wanting your kids to share streets with these

[AscendedKnyte @AscendedKnyte]

now let's hope the Metcalf family sues the Anthony's for wrongful death and takes away all that sweet, sweet gofundme money

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

They are literally protesting for the right to murder white people. There is no other interpretation.