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[dirtyjake @dirtyjake]

Ok, I'll give you that one....barely. My Moms thinks it's hilarious though. https://t.co/k5WB2zSev2

[Tycho Brahe @TychoBrahe]

If you need to write about a prescient lobster, consider the name “Lobstradamus.” #writerzone

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

Don't miss the Thanksgiving Food Drive one week from today at Miller Park! https://t.co/K1l2HNMQ4x

[dirtyjake @dirtyjake]

If I told you the Cubs were going to win the World Series AND that I got married on the same day you'd say...

[dirtyjake @dirtyjake]

"Left with nothing but their intelligence, a lot of people tend to fail."

[dirtyjake @dirtyjake]

I guess this means I earned a 5 hour staring contest with a very angry black cat with a possible broken leg.

[dirtyjake @dirtyjake]

And all we got was Squirrel Girl!? Where's our league of villians?? http://t.co/Qr64TiM6

[dirtyjake @dirtyjake]

Do not feel envious of the happiness of those who live in a fool's paradise, for only a fool will think that is happiness.

[dirtyjake @dirtyjake]

If no one else will... I invoke the Pareto principle. Seems legit.

[dirtyjake @dirtyjake]

OMG MPTV is doing a bit on 'The Zone' around Chernobyl. #gamers

[dirtyjake @dirtyjake]

@ttamaton You are a horrible person and I hate myself for viewing that longer than 1.1 seconds.

[dirtyjake @dirtyjake]

@sab2 Assume snipers covering all egress points!

[dirtyjake @dirtyjake]

@NihilDeNada Pfft, we both know the start of the season is a big ' fuck you ' #YourTeamSux ;p

[dirtyjake @dirtyjake]

@NihilDeNada Here's to those filthy birds starting a losing streak ;p

[dirtyjake @dirtyjake]

A walk off?! HAH! Go Brew crew! #Brewers #YourTeamSux

[dirtyjake @dirtyjake]

Even on a crackly AM clock radio, Mr. Baseball and @Brewers sound golden. #Brewers

[☠️ @r00tninja]

RT @Fonz927: @danawhite Drink up wm @joerogan says leg kick! #UFC #roganlegkicks. Diaz!

[dirtyjake @dirtyjake]

"There are those who prefer solitude, but none who can withstand it."

[dirtyjake @dirtyjake]

We have to wait at least 2 weeks to even be permitted to see him. I am Jack's Broken Heart and Bob's Overwhelming Rage.

[dirtyjake @dirtyjake]

Correction - one of my best buddies. ;(

[dirtyjake @dirtyjake]

A good buddy of mine is in a coma from a car accident. I don't really know what to say, but I had to say something. Pull through man.