Mr Dirty

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Cops just called me. Someone was picked up wearing only a thong & riding a goat. I'll come get u, but this sh*ts gotta stop.

[Mr Dirty @dirtyjoke]

Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving? A. Thanks for coming.

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Q. What do you call a truck full of dildos? A. Toys for Twats

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Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?A. Breasts don't have eyes.

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Q. How are women and linoleum floors alike? A. You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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Q. What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use some lubricant.

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Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?A. After five years your job will still suck.

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Q. What do women and police cars have in common?A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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Q. What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? A. One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt

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Q. Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls?A. They're going to call her Old Spice.

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Q. Why do women pierce their bellybutton?A. Place to hang their air freshener.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns. Because they taste funny.

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What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

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Why are men like cars? Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.

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what is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12

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Q. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs ???...... A. A clit around the ear and a flap across the face

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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork Kermit the frogs finger

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If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have? 2 ft. of my cock in your ass.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis

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Why does a squirrle swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry