dirtymartian

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[dirtymartian @dirtymartian]

@tiny_pen @desgozei @ewyuckugh Not being rude says your profile. But here you are being rude

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

*walking up to the librarian* excuse me, books on becoming a beast? books on going from man to beast?

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Da suicide isn’t Da answer!

[dirtymartian @dirtymartian]

@ShouldHaveCat Meanwhile the guy three rows back is fucking dying cause he’s allergic to cats

[Footballism @FootbaIIism]

This will always be hilarious 😂

[mouthy mom @mouthy_mom_]

that’s my president 🫡

[dirtymartian @dirtymartian]

My personality is that I’m diamond 3 in rocket league

[dirtymartian @dirtymartian]

Just learned about pickle soup and damn I wanna try it

[dirtymartian @dirtymartian]

Illegal U-Turn Shaboingboing

[dirtymartian @dirtymartian]

My bad your fault

[dirtymartian @dirtymartian]

“She is fun to be around, but there is such thing as ethical manipulation.” -Matthew Vargas

[dirtymartian @dirtymartian]

😏

[dirtymartian @dirtymartian]

Literally washed my car yesterday and come out today and boom it got absolutely blasted with pollen

[dirtymartian @dirtymartian]

If you like / want to have a pit bull as a pet go fuck your self

[dirtymartian @dirtymartian]

Everybody gangsta until concepts become things

[dirtymartian @dirtymartian]

Why the fuck do trains always love going through any fucking where in the middle of rush hour

[dirtymartian @dirtymartian]

“I’ve jumped out of more planes than I’ve landed in”