alex borley

If one day the speed kills me, dont cry because I was smiling

[alex borley @dirtymcnast]

Don't worry I got back at her... Whadya do whadya do? I whipped out my lizard

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

when she asks you if you go to the gym

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LMAOO

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Two types of girls

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indeed

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kenny, you, genius, you.

[Thad Castle @ThadCastIe_]

When she favorites your tweet

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Let's play a drinking game between now and New Years. Take a drink every time you see a slut say some "New year, new me" bullshit.

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i wish you could see a girl's stats like in madden. cooking - 95, head - 80, loyalty - 37

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we do..just not for spaghetti

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Hand Jobs are like Women's Basketball.

A cheap imitation of something men do better themselves.

[alex borley @dirtymcnast]

@cal_shanle off with your head, dance till you're dead

[Keep It Smokeless @KeepItSmokeless]

Only 6 out of 100 people in the U.S have ever taken a pinch of smokeless tobacco, and 4 of those 6 threw up. RT if you took yours like a man

[alex borley @dirtymcnast]

Now that I'm 21.. Does this mean the poon comes to me?? #gametime #dirtymcnaststyle

[Thad Castle @ThadCastIe_]

Retweet to spread awareness

[alex borley @dirtymcnast]

@TDucat prolly finding the cheapest male strippers.... Idk dood

[alex borley @dirtymcnast]

@TDucat weird thing is... We tore it down for some mean renevations. All we got is a concrete dance floor

[alex borley @dirtymcnast]

#argentinians

[alex borley @dirtymcnast]

@Smueller28 we got naked